Round 4 by ReplacerEraser 7-16-03

Is this the emotion you humans call fear? That's right, now keep it down. I don't want whatever is out there painfully draining the body fluids out of its victims finding me in here. Human, I am perplexed, what could have the power and the desire to hunt down and torture to death all the mormons in Quebec? No! Keith Richards

The Truth... by el_hijo_del_iris 7-17-03

At Mormon headquarters: QUEBEC (the real Mormon HQ, not the fake one in Salt Lake City)... Bruvah Hinckley, I'm back! Is's me, Keef Richuds! Keith Richards? What are you doing here? Don' you rememba me, bruvah? I went to church here back in 1963 and you told me to spread the message, so dat's whut I been doin'. Now I'm back, tour's ovuh. Brother Keith, are you saying that you've been doing missionary work for the Mormons for the last nearly 40 years? Oh yuh, brovah, I been doin' it missionary, post man, doggie style, wiff every man, woman, and animal that'll have me. Brother Keith, I think maybe all the alchol and drugs have maybe confused the message a bit. Let's go back to my office and I'll start from the beginning.

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I am shrouded in mystery, no?

ReplacerEraser

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I am Bobby Extreme.

el_hijo

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Hi, I'm Kate. I have four knees.

el_jihad_del_iraq

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I once drew a man with no hat, he cried

the_son_of_the_black_bit_in_the_middle_of_the_eye

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Ask me about the Witness Protection Program.

Your irises are black? I cast you out!

el_hijo

el_hijo_del_iris

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COME FOR A RIDE ON ME, THE USS GRAVY BOAT 2003!

Your irises are black? I cast you out!

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Ask me about the Witness Protection Program.

WINNER: el_hijo_del_iris

The bracket is here.

Congratulations.

Before we reveal our true identities, I think we should venture some guesses as to who's who.

These are my guesses:

y = boinky33
el_hijo = itsclark, or possibly spankling
GravyBoat2003 = dcomposed

As for everyone else... I have no clue.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Wrong!

Not wrong meaning wrong, but wrong meaning right.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

WEEEEEE! I'm a big money winner!

Let's see who i think everyone is...
I smell like Poo was EWWWWW
Graveyboat was Dcomposed
replacereraser might have been Kajun
4 knee Kate was maybe Max Payne
cappy coke could have been Phreaky Chinchilla
Mr Doom might be Makk BeNN
Cancer Spy is possibly punkrockskaboy
y might have been Devin

Not sure about anyone else. Well, I'm not really even sure about those.

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I am shrouded in mystery, no?

Any other guesses? Otherwise, reveal yourselves!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I am MaKK_BeNN. It was hard to stay interested in this contest since it took so long. On the last one I just didn't care and I think it shows.

Can I make snoring noises now that this is over?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzZSNORE.....

I guess:

youdontknowme was PRSB
MotherGoose was Kajun
GravyBoat2003 was definitley dcom

I was...

and am...

BobbyExtreme

I attribute my poor second round exit to being away on holiday and having very little time to do a strip. This was a good contest with some very funny entries despite it dragging on a bit.

Cheers, guys.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Hello, my name is mmyers .

This was an epic contest, no doubt. Thanks to my pal George for helping me post my masked El Santo tribute at the bottom. Thanks to MaKK_BeNN for making me remember the difference between a simile and a metaphor too late. thanks to fuzzy and kajun and jes, I think, for running the contest. Thanks to all the people who played. Thanks Iris for birthing me and making me her hijo. Thanks to my wife for listening to me talk about comic strips.

Today, I feel lucky...and tired. I apologize for the not so fresh feeling that some of my strips may have left.

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I am shrouded in mystery, no?

Can I have my own character now? I pick dogonaball1.

From now on, it should be known as mmyersonaball1.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I lied earlier, I was in this contest.

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Dad was flammable

For me, this was very unexpected...

Yes, Yes, Yes....This is true, I am the one who is known as poo....Well,you have to admit. It fit with my name quite well.
Congrats to Mmyers!!!
Now if you will excuse me, Im going to try to get rid of this poo smell....

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"Are You The Drunken Fighter?" "I Dont Know About Fighting, But I Sure Am Drunk."

I was FourKneeKate.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

andydougan here. I'm flattered that people thought I might be boinky33 or Devin.

I'm really gratified that I lived up to my name better than anyone else here.

Some of us advertise ourselves falsely. At least no one will be saying that abou*&$%#$jx)

[NO CARRIER]

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Ask me about the Witness Protection Program.

I am Mother Goose!

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008