Linda Blair ate my balls.

Bazilla's right! It's seven all. What happens if it's a draw?

They fight to the death? Please say they fight to the death?

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

dcomposed makes excelent use of profanity in his comic. I like it.

Zippy the Blair

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-working towards a worse tomorrow.

Ranma X.'s vote puts TheBlairZip into the next round.

The Bracket

Sweet 16, Match # 7

Scyess vs. lara7

Here's the template:

CCIX #11 by wirthling 7-09-02

Players, please have your comics submitted by Friday 7/12 1:30am stripcreator time...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

WHEW.

This , BTW , is what i created for that last template.

Obviously , to post the comic would detract from the thread however , so ill just link it.

THIS IS NOT AN ENTRY! by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 7-04-02

*ding*Dong* Yes? Excuse me sir , have you considered letting Jesus Christ into your life? *SLAM* I knew i shouldnt have told him his saviour wouldnt be born for 3 million years.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Thanks to everyone who voted for me.

everyone except Bazilla. I still hate you.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Wuss.

... by ObiJo 7-10-02

Knock Knock Gotta make a sale. Gotta Gotta Gotta. Won't accept no. Won't Won't Won't. WHOOSH! Try to sell me something, I fucking dare you. SLAM! I long for the simpler socialist days of the Jurassic.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

me too?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Nice one, Ken.

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*exhales*

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

Awwww thanks!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Like you didn't see this coming ...

NaE: CC IX - More Prehistoric Humor by Namgubed 7-10-02

*KNOCK*KNOCK* Who's there? Jurassic. Jurassic who? Jurassic, twisted puppy, eatin' that lawyer off the can! *SLAM!* Get bent! Hey, don't shoot the messenger!

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

NaV: Namgubed

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Sodium Vanadium?!

Are you out of your fucking mind, man!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Damn that template sucks. I came up with two; here's what I hope is better:

Comic Cup 9: The Secret Behind the Burmuda Triangle by Scyess 7-11-02

Jacuzzi mode! Ready... ...GO! PPPBBRRRRAAAAAAPPTHLTLTLTLT All right! We could have capsized a fuel tanker with that one. Let's go eat some more burritos!

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"Old" is the old new.

I suck.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Good one, Scyess! :)

You know, if you stretch the undersea background out to the right, there is a very fart-like burst of bubbles.

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CC 9: David Copper-River-Salmon by lara7 7-11-02

At David Copperfield's live studio audience: I don't see how he's going to make the ocean disappear. Well, he did it with the Statue of Liberty. Just wait and watch. Whoa! Argh! I can't breathe! That scared the crap out of me. Agreed. Magic sucks.

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

lara7

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Well done, both of you. That was a bitch of a template, and you both squeezed funny strips into it.

Now, to choose...

Shit.

I think I like lara7 just a bit better. Sorry, Scyess.

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Scyess

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

lara7 in her attempt to make Scyess disappear

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

7-of-lara

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!