umfumdisi

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

unfum, I think. Didn't really understand either of them.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

umfudisisi

For some reason I thought I'd done voted awreddy. Guess not.

Kajun

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This is not my empire.

I thought I had voted as well. There must be some kind of time displacement going on, like in that episode of Star Trek.

Oh yeah, Umfum.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Kajun

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

A kajun firefly with extra fly, please.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

"What about the voice of Geddy Lee? How did it get so high? I wonder if he speaks like an ordinary guy?"

"I know him, and he does."

"In that case, I'll vote for Kajun Firefly."

Voting for this round is going to end tommorow. Vote vote vote!

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

...or don't vote. It looked like Kajun was going to make a comeback, but he was one vote shy of beating umfumdisi.

And with that round out of the way, we've finished off the initial pairings. That means we start using the revenge rules instead of my own. Unfortunately, due to the three person first rounds, not everyone who was eliminated will see their rule used immediately. If anyone has strong feelings about seeing their rule used against their eliminator (there are a few that are really focused on the revenge aspect), please send me an e-mail or PM to let me know and I'll make sure it's used early.

QUARTERFINAL ROUND 1: dcomposed vs. jes_lawson

Both players must use the following rules:

RULE 1 (from kaufman): Use the word "uvula" in EVERY dialogue box.

RULE 2 (from niteowl): The only characters they can use in their next comic are the Exploding Dog Hammer/Nail character and the Fire prop, and they must substitute all a's for 4's and all e's for 3's in the dialogue. Ch4tsp34k for lif3.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Jesus H. Christ.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Oh, there are worse rules coming (although I should probably point out that the word "uvul4" would be acceptable for this round).

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Can I use an old comic that's complient?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

No.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

I forgot the character rule

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Uh.. that's not my entry.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Comic Cup X: Wh47's 0n 7h3 73lly 70n1ght? by dcomposed 9-15-03

Tonight on B4cky4rd Blitz, w3'r3 going to b3 showing you how to turn 4n old dil4pid4t3d pot pl4nt hold3r into 4 lov3ly w4t3r f34tur3 with 4 uvul4 d3sign3. This pot pl4nt hold3r b3longs to this w33k's c3l3brity g4rd3n3r. From th3 n3w movi3, "P33 W33's Uvul4" P33 W33 H3rm4n, who 4s you c4n s33 took th3 t3rm "pot pl4nt hold3r" 4 littl3 too litt3r4lly. Now th3 insur4nc3 on P33 W33's priv4t3 for3st do3sn't cov3r 4cts of God, so w3'v3 d3cid3d to build th3 uvul4 w4t3r f34tur3 ov3r this bush fir3.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

thanks for the votes, everyone.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Where's Jes with our second choice?

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart

Sorry guys, I've been away for a few days on business. You'll have a comic within 24 hours of this post. Right now I'm going to bed - s33 you in th3 morning, uvul4 lov3rs.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Comic Cup X QF: 3xploding Dog J4ck4ss by jes_lawson 9-18-03

This w33k's vi3w3r r3qu3st s4ys" H3y Stickm4n! Why don't you pi3rc3 your own uvul4?" My uvul4, 3h? W3ll, I m4y b3 dysl3xic 4nd h4v3 pr3front4l br4in d4m4g3... But 3v3n I know you n33d to b3 4 wom4n to 3v3n *h4v3* 4n uvul4! LOL! Wh4t do you think, Johnny Knoxvill3? W00t! My skin hurts!

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

As my paw used to say, "You best give me less jaw, son, or I'll smack the devil outta ya!"

OK, so I'm tired and feeling completely non-creative. Sorry. But he really did say it to me once.

Once.

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

I should vote for dcom out of spite since jes voted for Kajun's sucky comic. But I'm not like that.

Plus he mentioned Knoxville--bastard.
jes it is

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

j law

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Mediocrity at its most average.

dcom