THE PRETTY BORD CYNIC [EFFIN NUTS] by DARN_TUTEN 8-30-03

THE PRETTY BORD CYNIC CLINIC HI THERE. HAVE YOU ANY PLANS MADE FOR AFTER YOUR RELEASE ?? OH YEAH DOC, IM GONNA PLAY SOME GIGS, GET FAMOUS, THEN HAVE SOME CHICS AND WHAT ABOUT YOU, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE ? IM SO GLAD YOU ASKED DOCTOR BECAUSE I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU EVERYTHING. FIRST IM GOING TO THE SALON TO GET A NEW HAIRDO, I HOPE THAT ONE FLOSSIE WITH THE BIG BOOBERS AINT THERE CAUSE YA KNOW SHE...... WHEW!! THANKS FOR GETTIN ME OUTTA THAT ONE. IM LETTING HER OUT BECAUSE IM AFRAID OF HER YOU KNOW. ANYWAY WHAT WILL YOU BE DOING WHEN YOU GET OUT? AND WHY ARE YOU THROWIN CASHEWS AT YOUR CROTCH? IM F'ING NUTS, IM NEVER GETTING OUT!!

DICK AND JANE [NON-STOP FLIGHT] by DARN_TUTEN 8-29-03

DONT BE SO UPSET IM JUST GOING FOR A FEW DAYS AND ILL BE BACK. WILL YOU CALL WHEN YOU GET THERE ? SURE I WILL CALL AS SOON AS I GET TO MY UNCLES HOUSE. HOW LONG WILL THAT BE? NOT TOO LONG, ITS A NON-STOP FLIGHT. A NON-STOP FLIGHT?, HOW ARE YOU GOING TO GET OFF ?

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tis better to be an asshole than a whole ass!!

why didn't you post your squirrel comic? that one's the coolest!

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It's grime time.

Your comics are pretty good... keep up the good work! =D

I liked the aspirin one - but could I petition that you don't make your comics in ALL CAPS? It's quite off-putting reading them when it appears that all the characters are shouting...