Avast, mateys. Post ye pirate themed comics in this here thread. Yarrrrr.

[Click to view comic: 'Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day!!!']

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I has a flavor!

I dug this old one up on an island

[Click to view comic: 'Random humour involving Emo Pirates for some reason']

Y'arr. I be three sheets to the wind! If you need me I'll be in the crow's nest taking a leak off the side and singing lewd sea shanties...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Yarr! A group of us Jack Tar's be in IRC lootin and pillagin and talkin like the scurvy Buckos we be fore near 4 hours today!

[Click to view comic: 'Yarr!']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.