Avast, mateys. Post ye pirate themed comics in this here thread. Yarrrrr.

Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day!!! by UnknownEric 9-19-03

Yarrrr. Me penis be risin'.

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I has a flavor!

I dug this old one up on an island

Random humour involving Emo Pirates for some reason by jes_lawson 1-20-03

Int: Richer Sounds, audio goods retailer. Welcome to Richer Sounds? How may I help you? Arr! I be returning this scurvy DVD Player. It be not compatible with Region 2! Ah, the serial number apperars to have been filed off sir, I'm going to have to ask for a receipt! ARR! Treasure Map? Plundered goods? What do I look like to you? Ye be insulting my DIGNITY! I be sailing westwards to listen to New Found Glory and feel hurt!

Y'arr. I be three sheets to the wind! If you need me I'll be in the crow's nest taking a leak off the side and singing lewd sea shanties...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Yarr! A group of us Jack Tar's be in IRC lootin and pillagin and talkin like the scurvy Buckos we be fore near 4 hours today!

Yarr! by ObiJo 9-19-03

Yarr! It be Talk Like a Pirate Day, 2003! Yarr! So avast ye lubbers and learn to parley like a hearty Jack Tar! Lest we be thinkin' ye a Scallywag and Hornswaggle your booty! And we be splicing the mainbrace righ' o'er your dandy dead body! http://www.puzzlepirates.com/docs/vocabulary.html Get movin' ye squiffy bilge rat!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.