as my character...

until I can bribe DexX into drawing me.

Umfum's New Life (Soon) by umfumdisi 10-02-03

Morning... waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah. It's okay, he's just colicky. Afternoon... waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah. Maybe he's just hungry. Evening... waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah. I can't believe I wanted one of these.

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as my character...

until I can bribe DexX into drawing me.

Umfum's New Life (Soon) by umfumdisi 10-02-03

Morning... waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah. It's okay, he's just colicky. Afternoon... waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah. Maybe he's just hungry. Evening... waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah, waah. I can't believe I wanted one of these.

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Yes, I'm expecting my wife to have my (or so she says) baby.

We're just a couple of weeks away.

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Thats great!

The greatest day of my life was when my daughter was born. It truly is an amazing experience.

Good luck to you and the misses I hope everything goes well!

Can I say all the best to you and your wife too, umfum, and I hope you get a spare minute of peace to listen to the swap CDs!

Jes or AstroJes? by jes_lawson 10-03-03

Cool! New Kaddar artwork. But..but....these Comic Cup rules are IMPOSSIBLE! There's only one thing for it... Come on, Mister Chimpston! Ook! This is bringing back bad memories of when I visited Cousin Bubbles in Neverland This is the life! No comics, mis-translations, no rapping about Batman and gravy! All I need now is some lovin' until AstroDani gets drawn! I bet Ham never had to put up with this

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Returning To College 1 by umfumdisi 10-05-03

I don't remember the women being this hot when I was in college the first time! So what's the deal with the old, bald guy?

Returning To College 2 by umfumdisi 10-05-03

...and 30% of your grade will come from a group database project which you will work on and complete using Excel. XL? Great, I'll probably get stuck with the old guy.

Returning To College 3 (Advisors Suck) by umfumdisi 10-05-03

So, why do you want to major in advertising? Well, my previous major was Communications, so I have a head start on the cirriculum. Plus, I think copywriting is an ideal occupation based on my writing skills and creativity. You don't look like the advertising type. Why don't you try the janitorial sciences? Wow. So you get PAID to be a bitch?

Returning To College 4 (Admission Denied!) by umfumdisi 10-05-03

Now what was I going to say? Oh, yes, here it is on this paper. What makes you want to become a teacher? Well, during my educational career, I've experienced good and bad teachers. I always felt empathy with the good teachers because they were capable of teaching life lessons--not just book lessons. So you want to be one of the "good" teachers that makes an impact upon his students? Exactly! Say, aren't you the AmLit professor with the lisp and the gay moustache whose classes I used to fall asleep in? Say, that last sentence ended with a preposition--any "good" teacher knows you don't do that. I'm sorry, we don't think you're College of Education material. Great, my future decided by a goof, a pouf, and an old douchebag.

Returning To College 5 (The Graduate) by umfumdisi 10-05-03

Umfumdisi, the University of Tennessee confers upon you the degree of Bachelor of Arts... Wow, this is so great! with all the Rights, Privileges, and Honors thereunto appertaining! And it only took me SEVEN more years than it should have. Six Months Later... Honey, I'm proud of you for finishing school and earning your English degree, but shouldn't you have a job by now? Apparently, I should have gone into Advertising.

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Thats great!

The greatest day of my life was when my daughter was born.

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Oh, and congratulations on the whole gestation thing, umfum.

If I may suggest a name:

Dusty-Lofton Baker

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If I may suggest a name:

Dusty-Lofton Baker

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You'd think a Cubs fan of all people wouldn't be leaning toward a "college of names".

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I would have loved to see the college of coaches in action actually.

Like, for instance, if Coach A wants to bring in a rightie reliever and Coach Z wants to bring in a southpaw, do they both haul ass for the mound trying to beat the other one there, each motioning madly with their arms for the pitcher they want?

And were they bright enough to have an odd-number of coaches? Cause if it was even-numbered, I can see there being a lot of 5-5 ties. Then what? A lengthy rock-papers-scissors tournament to decide whether the infield should play in?

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

It's always encouraging to see an intelligent person reproduce for a change.

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What others say about boorite!