A little bit of information before I announce the rules... The Conservative Party (a.k.a. The Tories) are a spent force in British politics, for those of you non-Brits (or politically apathetic Brits) who don't know already. They are in desperate need of support! Come 2020, their largest support base (old people) will all be dead, and then what will they do? Well, this is where your job comes in: have a look at this bunch of dead-beats below and do whatever you feel is necessary to get them votes and support in the polls. Give them an image makeover, pose them with famous celebrities, put them in silly positions, give them stupid hats, do whatever it takes to make the Tories "popular", "trendy" and "sexy"... Not only will they thank you for it, they might even give you a peership!
Iain Duncan Smith, Party Leader & Xenophobe

Ann Widdecombe, Party Backbencher & Cuddly Bundle of Joy

Michael Portillo, Ex-Shadow Cabinet & Repentant Gay

Michael Ancram, Deputy Leader & Aristocratic Bumbler

William Hague, Ex-Party Leader & Yorkshire Tyke

David Davis, Frontbench Spokesman & General Unknown