Finish this Comic

Finish This Comic! #2 by KaddarComps 10-07-03

Hey, wanna hear a joke I heard? Alright Why did the dwarf cross the road? Hmmn...

Okay the first FTC went pretty well, so I figure I'll do a second one under this forum.

Remember, there is no winner, only awards, currently the two awards given are most creative and zinger. I'll add more if I feel is necessary. Judging starts at a completely random time, because I'm a jerk.

Also I have an idea of a joke for this comic, if you get it I will give you the psychic award, if not, I will post it myself.

RULES:
Make an exact copy of this comic, except change the last panel to have text. You may also use the flipped versions of the characters if you want. Either character may talk, or both. Whatever is funniest.

Remaking a Classic by ObiJo 10-07-03

Hey, wanna hear a joke I heard? Alright. Why did the dwarf cross the road? Hmmn... Because he'd never forgiven the road for abandoning his brother when that Columbian drug deal went south.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Come and see the violence inherent in the system! by ObiJo 10-07-03

Hey, wanna hear a joke I heard? Alright. Why did the dwarf cross the road? Hmmn... Because if he strayed too far from the herd, the cattle dog would nip at him. Those were dark dark days.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Ronald McAlzheimer's by Chi_The_Cynic 10-07-03

Hey, wanna hear a joke I heard? Alright Why did the dwarf cross the road? Hmmn... I don't remember... but hey, do you wanna hear a joke I heard instead? Bloody amnesiac clowns...

FTC #2: jes_l enters the fray... by jes_lawson 10-07-03

Hey, wanna hear a joke I heard? Alright Why did the dwarf cross the road? Hmmn... OOOF! To test his +1 Boots of 'Nad-Kicking...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

How do you make a dwarf cross? by kaufman 10-07-03

Hey, wanna hear a joke I heard? Alright Why did the dwarf cross the road? Hmmn... Don't worry. The answer will come to you shortly. BIG NOSE! BIG NOSE! BIG NOSE!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

alright here is the question for the bonus award, and no, it has nothing to do with my comic idea, and I haven't seen any comics that merit a psychic award yet!

I'll explain what this question has to do with eventually.

what is this, when colored and unblurred, a toy of?

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=SinatraFonzarelli2&ID=180929

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I LICKED HORSERADISH SAUCE OFF HITLER'S MUSTACHE! Also the Wolfman.

Oh, and I'm going to guess that it's a blurred toy airplane.

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I LICKED HORSERADISH SAUCE OFF HITLER'S MUSTACHE! Also the Wolfman.

FTC #2 : Old Jokes Retold by niteowl 10-07-03

Hey, wanna hear a joke I heard? Alright Why did the dwarf cross the road? Hmmn... To walk into the bar across the street with the doctor and the lawyer! I walked into a bar once. That hurt like a sonofabitch.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

nope! it's not a blurred toy airplane.

Babe Ruth calling his shot in the 1932 World Series against my Chicago Cubs?

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Pllllllllease? by ObiJo 10-08-03

Hey, wanna hear a joke I heard? Alright. Why did the dwarf cross the road? Hmmn... Because if he didn't at least try, he knew the road had won. If he didn't give it at least one shot, just one shot to see how he liked it, then he could never truly call himself a man again. Nice try, but I'm still not having anal sex with you.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

nope, it is not a baseball player.

see if this helps, it should.

The Stormtrooper-costumed Luke Skywalker toy?

FTC #2: A modest proposal by mmyers 10-08-03

Hey, wanna hear a joke I heard? Alright. Why did the dwarf cross the road? Hmmn... Because he was tossed! Get it? Doesn't that sound like fun, getting tossed across a road like that? Sure beats having to walk across the road, don't ya think? Boy am I drunk! I don't like where this is going.

Yeah, I thought the blurred pic was a toy. I'll agree with Chi, although it might be Han Solo.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

nope. but it is an action figure, and a guy. And he's holding guns.

Awards for these comics will be some time this weekend or monday if a lot of people are still submitting, we seem to have a lot of entries already, but I'll give some extra time for more entries.

I have the stormtrooper han though, haha, he was a cereal box deal.

Incidentally, That's Why Dwarves Taste That Way by kaufman 10-08-03

Hey, wanna hear a joke I heard? Alright. Why did the dwarf cross the road? Hmmn... Because he had chicken for dinner. BRAAAAAAAPPP!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

It's G.I. Joe.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

My version of the 2 dwarfs at the motel by pita 10-08-03

Hey, wanna hear a joke I heard? Alright Why did the dwarf cross the road? Hmmn... To get a good running jump into the motel bed... One, Two, Three, HUH!!!

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

HeroClix® Punisher™ figure.

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This is not my empire.

FTC #2 by umfumdisi 10-08-03

Hey, wanna hear a joke I heard? Alright. Why did the dwarf cross the road? Hmmn... Cause the PAVEMENT was "Slanted And Enchanted." I don't get it.

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FTC #TWO by umfumdisi 10-08-03

Hey, wanna hear a joke I heard? Alright. Why did the dwarf cross the road? Hmmn... To take the "short" cut!

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

"Babe Ruth - Nicaraguan Freedom Fighter" figurine? With action swing and four, count em FOUR, push button sayings including:

"No, ma'am, I'm not a hero. I'm just a free swinger with munitions."

"How bout I hit two dingers AND bust a cap in some totalitarian ass, Timmy?"

"I'll homerun over your ass with my Jeep!"

"Fuck you Hank Aaron!"

(Mattel - $29.99 - artillery sold separetly.)

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Dwarf and Peace by kaufman 10-09-03

Hey, wanna hear a joke I heard? Alright Why did the dwarf cross the road? Hmmn... Look, bud, are you going to come up with an answer any time soon? WW III's probably about to start; you'll be stripped to your bones and left saying, 'moh.' I'm kind of thinking the cartoonist will tire of us standing here soon, and replace us with those cute Asian girls.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

ok, I will probably be judging tomorrow, so get those submissions in!