Thought I'd try a new thread. Yes, this one is happening...now as a matter of fact...

Ivytopia 4 - Hooray For Diplomatic Immunity by ivytheplant 10-16-03

Have you seen my golf club? Under the bed...waitaminute...what are you planning? It's late, I'm tired, and all I can hear is the upstairs neighbors yelling obscenities and something about life is unfair because something they want to do is breaking the law. You probably should wear gloves to keep your prints off the murder weapon. I have diplomatic immunity. "Move out of the dorms," my parents said. "It's safer," they said...

I really should go to bed...

Ivytopia 5 - Peace at Last! by ivytheplant 10-17-03

Well, the war is over. I'm going to surrender to the United States. And then what? Demand $1 billion in relief to rebuild our shattered nation after the long seige. Haven't I heard this somewhere before? The Conch Republic is my role model. I wonder if it's too late to move back in with my parents...

Welcome to Ivytopia 6 - My Duties by ivytheplant 10-17-03

Any messages for the Ivytopian government? A couple...first, an invitation to join the League of Seccessionist States. Accept it. What was the second? Well...it was kinda odd... Some guy called "hot4urass" requested a government appointment. He insisted the position be directly under you. Ah-ha...I see Atheist is up to his old tricks again.

The Planted one is making her mark in my notebook. Keep up the stripping, and welcome! =D

If you really want to know what prompted this, send me a message and I'll spill the sordid details.

Welcome to Ivytopia 7 - War Again by ivytheplant 10-21-03

Ivytopia is at war with the United States again. What happened this time? It's a long story and classified so I can't go into it in a public place, like StripCreator. Riiiiiight... Let's just say it has something to do with the Patriot Act and I'm changing my name to Nydalibeth Snedlditetikasi as part of the attack plan. Some people really shouldn't be allowed to study geneaology.

Welcome to Ivytopia 8: Recruitment (www.ivytopia.org) by ivytheplant 10-28-03

God give me strength to weather the storm I sense is coming... I'm on a recruitment drive. Dare I ask why? I need more people to become citizens of Ivytopia. Know anyone interested? I'm not sure I'd want to subject them to life under your rule. Smart-ass comments will cost you dearly, peasant. Tell your horny teenage friends if they join I'll send them pictures of my boobs.

Welcome to Ivytopia 9: Musicians Wanted by ivytheplant 10-29-03

Well a new law has been passed in Ivytopia. You get 10% of citizen income? Don't be silly. The law states that every citizen is entitled to free music education and instruments. Oh no...you don't mean... Yup. Come see the violins inherent in the system. AARRRGGGHHH!!

Welcome to Ivytopia 10: I Need Money by ivytheplant 10-29-03

I'm taking donations to fund my Legion of Doom. I see. How much do you need? I don't know. The problem is, most of my mentors are either dead or fictional, so it's hard to get an accurate estimate based on their successes... I...see... ...and even if I do find a new one I'll probably have to calculate inflation and black-ops budgeting that's not on official records. *compose new message* "Dear Mom, GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE! Love, Your Terrified Son." *send*