Please read the following two strips and then answer my question below.

A return to form by thochaos 10-21-03

Why do you have this box of tissues by your computer? Well if I use it too much, my eyes start to tear up and then my nose runs, so they are pretty important. Uh-huh. And this jar of hand cream? After prolonged sessions at the keyboard, my hands start to dry out and chafe. So I keep it handy. Wow. Those lies were almost convincing. Yeah, well my mother asks a lot of questions too.

Does anyone else do this? by thochaos 10-21-03

What's in this jar? More hand cream? Uhh... no... that's white marmalade! White maramalade? Is it good? Go ahead and try some! Ewww. I think it's gone bad. Really? Then let me whip you up a fresh batch.

Now here is where I would like your help. Should I serve it warm or chilled?

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

Depends on the home court rules, I suppose.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I'm still tossing up between them here.

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

Ewww...

But highly amusing, nonetheless.

Straight from the lower middle hip.

funnusing.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

That was really quite funny. Look forward to more!

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Sorry, I read it wrong!
I thought you said off over it?
Hmmm depends where its been, if its been oral then serve look warm.
Else where must be chilled with the salt taken out!

Sticky stuff should be hot. It's just wrong if something is stick and cold. That means it's probably space goo. You're not an alien, are you?

To everyone: Vote in my You Choose the Spy promotional while there's still time and I will love you. Forever. And I'll put you in my favorites.

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"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"

Too many conflicting opinions! Maybe I'll just serve, I dunno, chips or something at my next party.

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"