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thochaos
The Host of Chaos

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Please read the following two strips and then answer my question below.

A return to form by thochaos
10-21-03
Why do you have this box of tissues by your computer?
Well if I use it too much, my eyes start to tear up and then my nose runs, so they are pretty important.
Uh-huh. And this jar of hand cream?
After prolonged sessions at the keyboard, my hands start to dry out and chafe. So I keep it handy.
Wow. Those lies were almost convincing.
Yeah, well my mother asks a lot of questions too.

Does anyone else do this? by thochaos
10-21-03
What's in this jar? More hand cream?
Uhh... no... that's white marmalade!
White maramalade? Is it good?
Go ahead and try some!
Ewww. I think it's gone bad.
Really? Then let me whip you up a fresh batch.

Now here is where I would like your help. Should I serve it warm or chilled?

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

10-21-03 3:08am (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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Depends on the home court rules, I suppose.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

10-21-03 3:57am (new)
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dcomposed
C3H5N3O9

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Batman created by Bob Kane

10-21-03 5:39am (new)
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thochaos
The Host of Chaos

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I'm still tossing up between them here.

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

10-22-03 3:53am (new)
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Wix
Stripcreator Newbie

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Ewww...

But highly amusing, nonetheless.

10-22-03 4:29am (new)
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smamurai
Too orangey for crows

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Straight from the lower middle hip.

funnusing.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

10-22-03 5:16am (new)
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Inflatable_Man
Heart stopper. Hip hopper. Pill popper.

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That was really quite funny. Look forward to more!

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

10-22-03 8:17am (new)
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MicMac
Stripcreator Newbie

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Sorry, I read it wrong!
I thought you said off over it?
Hmmm depends where its been, if its been oral then serve look warm.
Else where must be chilled with the salt taken out!

10-22-03 6:16pm (new)
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IB_XC
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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Sticky stuff should be hot. It's just wrong if something is stick and cold. That means it's probably space goo. You're not an alien, are you?

To everyone: Vote in my You Choose the Spy promotional while there's still time and I will love you. Forever. And I'll put you in my favorites.

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"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"

10-22-03 8:26pm (new)
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thochaos
The Host of Chaos

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Too many conflicting opinions! Maybe I'll just serve, I dunno, chips or something at my next party.

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

10-22-03 11:30pm (new)
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