The Adventures of Nobody by attitudechicka 10-24-03

Hi. I'm Nobody. I don't like Sara Lee. When two friends are fighting, I win.

The Adventures of Nobody 2 by attitudechicka 10-24-03

I smile at a bad joke. I'm perfect. I know the trouble you've seen.

The Adventures of Nobody 3 by attitudechicka 10-24-03

I care. It's my fault. I could do it better.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

If I wasn't married and you weren't dating someone and we lived in the same city and I didn't have this darned wooden leg and hook, I'd offer to take you out for a soda.

Oh, and that series was hilarious. Nobody makes me smile.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Very nice. I can't resist a view from the other side ...

Baby, You're Second Best by kaufman 10-24-03

You're too late, Mr. Bond. My henchmen are about to kill you, World War III is starting, and my investment in winter wheat will go sky high. *sigh* Where's the jovial comeback? The snappy pun that suggests I'm about to be thwarted. You're not yourself, Mr. Bond. I know, I know. Ever since I heard that damned Carly Simon song, I've felt rather insignificant.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

The Adventures of Nobody 4 by attitudechicka 10-24-03

I like you. I will admit to it. I want to be a junkie when I grow up.

The Adventures of Nobody 5 by attitudechicka 10-24-03

I want to be the loser. In space, I can hear you scream. I like a smartass.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I like this.

Best Chicka stripping ever. well, not ever...

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I always imagine that right before Chicka strips she pops out of a cake.

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Poop.