I loved it. In fact, I loved it so much, I made my own.

Proud member of the Uri Nation by mmyers 11-06-03

50,000 ants working together day and night, loading 10 trillion grains of sand piece by piece into a delicate labrynth of pathways, all for the glory of me, a beautiful queen. Yes, it is a wonderous time to be alive. *FLOOSH* It's kind of hard to maintain one's dignity when you're being urinated upon. I'm torn on whether we should start rebuilding now or wait to make sure he's done. I think he's tapping now.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Was that not an old Red Meat strip?

If that is the case, I'm humiliated and will need some consoling...kramer, I'm looking in your direction and batting my eyelashes.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Red Meat would never sink this low ...

Long-Range Forecast by kaufman 11-06-03

This is ANN: The Anthill News Network And now the weather. How does it look, Judy? Good news for the next few days. The urine showers should be tapering off by nightfall, and then we should be dry the rest of the workweek. ... Police seeking serial killer Reebok However, late Friday, a legion of hardened Roman soldiers will be coming through the area, and will masturbate all over our anthill. ... Breaking News: Ant predicts established centurions' jism. It will be horrible. We could be buried under a foot of semen.

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The Ant Olympics by mmyers 11-07-03

Hello, I'm reporting live for the ANN, as we are watching a young ant attempt to break the power record by lifting a rock 10 times his body weight. Here he goes. One... *ugh*Two...*ugh* Three! I'm so glad Grammy gave me this magnifying glass to study nature.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.