I know everyone is sick and tired of endless TOBOR comics, but I've had this one scootin' aboot in my head for a while now, and I finally sat down to do it. So here goes...

TOBOR's Outlaw Chronicles by UnknownEric 11-11-03

When the Supreme Court recently struck down sodomy laws, all those who engage in such practices rejoiced. Well, all except one. TOBOR, the cornholing robot, felt that this move robbed him of his outlaw mystique. This is the story of how TOBOR got his groove back... DAMN STRAIGHT...

TOBOR's Outlaw Chronicles, Volume Two by UnknownEric 11-11-03

Hi, everybody. Thank you for coming today as I, Billy Corgan, announce the release of my new solo album, available for purchase right here. RAAAAAR! TOBOR WILL ILLEGALLY DOWNLOAD YOU!!! Oh no!!! *sob* I really needed that 35 cents!

TOBOR's Outlaw Chronicles, Volume Three by UnknownEric 11-11-03

So remember, kids. Tobacco is whacko! Yeah! Tobacco sucks. RAAAAR!!! TOBOR WILL SMOKE YOU!!! Wow! I wanna be just like TOBOR! NOOOOOOOO!!!!

TOBOR's Outlaw Chronicles, Volume Four by UnknownEric 11-11-03

And that is why questioning this administration is tantamount to treason... RAAAAAAAR!!! TOBOR WILL CRITICISE YOU!!! Dick, have Mr. Roboto killed. As we speak, all members of Styx are in custody.

TOBOR's Outlaw Chronicles, Volume Five by UnknownEric 11-11-03

Today on Martha Stewart living, I'll show you five incredibly time consuming ways to make your bedroom look crappy. RAAAAR!!! TOBOR WILL... WILL... will... Oh, fuck. Nothing TOBOR does could possibly make him as evil as Martha Stewart. You know it, bitch.

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I has a flavor!

*gasp*

You mean... TOBOR can be funny without having to cornhole anyone?

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Poop.