Mr Holland's small box bet!!! by Johnny_Lincoln 11-11-03

...it's quite simple. As you can see from the diagrams and charts, you nor I could fit into your small box. Therefore I win the bet! !!! I'll take the money now if you've got it. The bet's not over, Miiissteer Hollllannd!!! Mrs Holland I've brought your Husband home. ???

Neville's New Toy. by Johnny_Lincoln 11-12-03

Neville is concerned about his homicidal tendancies, and so he's awaiting the delivery of a new toy to take his mind off them.....KNOCK, KNOCK. Must not Kill, Must not Kill, Must... Goddammit, where's the instuctions??? Maybe these parts are just spares, but I do seem to have an awful lot of them!!! Behold the C9X Space/Time travelling machine... Where should I go first?

One Million Years A.D. by Johnny_Lincoln 11-12-03

Neville has travelled far into Earth's future... My God, what has happened to everything? Eh! Who are you? I'm a horny little monkey, guess where I'm going to stick this banana? You damn dirty ape!!!

I liked numbers 1+3. number 2 wasnt as good.

Also this reminds me of this movie i saw once.

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

very nice

One more:

An Unwanted Visitor. by Johnny_Lincoln 11-12-03

Neville returns home from his travelling, when......KNOCK, KNOCK Ooh, a visitor! Hello Sir! Could you spare a moment so that I may talk to you about our Lord and Saviour? I'm going to hate myself for this... OH LORD HELP Meeaaaarrgghhhh!!! A little more travelling might take my mind off what I've just done.

Now I'm going to concentrate on a multi-strip story.