Now available from the Franklin mint:

That reminds me-- I need to get matching cups.

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What others say about boorite!

I think i just found something to replace the statue of the virgin above my fireplace.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Did I say Franklin Mint? I meant Spanklin Mint.

"Dear, getting Spankling that plate was brilliant. Now he always finishes his Brussels srouts."

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What others say about boorite!

It's like Revenge of the Nerds, all over again.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Goddamnit.

I did not need to open a page at work that displayed my own goddamned cheesecake.

Jesus.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

But we do.

I can replace it with a see-threepio collector's plate, if ya want.

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What others say about boorite!

Heh, nah. I just wasn't prepared.

My computer screen faces the entire office. I don't know who else saw it that wasn't prepared for it.

At least it's not an unflattering pic. I've lately been seeing some pics taken of me at rabcon that make me cringe. I had to beg a friend of mine to crop me out of one pic where not only do I look much fatter than I am, but it also depicts me shoving food in my face.

I probably should have downloaded it pre-editing so that I'd have it for motivation to stick to a diet.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

I don't have my virginity any more, but I still have the box it came in.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

ba-doom-cha

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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I don't have my virginity any more, but I still have the box it came in.

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No. You always save the boxes for the next time you move.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

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At least it's not an unflattering pic.

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Well, I was all depressed about my appearance after seeing pics of myself at rabcon, so I went and spent a buttload of money and got my hair colored. I planned it out over the last few days, and had it done today. Pics are up at http://www.ladyj.net/journal/.

Yay!

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Burgundy and black? What kind of colors are those? How about lime green and blaze orange, so that they'll be able to find you easier in the woods if you ever get lost.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I had to have the colors approved by my boss. I'd hate to spend a bunch of money now onlyto have to redye my hair to cover what my boss deems inappropriate for the workplace.

This is the first job I've ever had that gives me health coverage. I'm old enough not to thumb my nose at authority at the cost of my job.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent