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I (mmyers) am now prohibited from posting in the CC area. I poked around on my Internet Options to no avail (honestly I wasn't quite sure what I was looking for but I still snooped). I feel like the Incredible Shrinking man.

Could someone post this message for me in the CC thread? I'd be grateful.

You know the rules by now. Here's the template.

FTC #12-Template by mmyers 12-03-03

And with this magic hat, you'll come alive. Hotdiggity, I'm alive! What's the first thing you want to do, Frosty? Hmmm...

Judging should be around next Tuesday.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

This is grate

I'm going to kill you by laughinginyourface 12-03-03

And with this hat, you'll come alive. Hot diggity, I'm alive! What's the first thing you want to do Frosty? Hmmm... (laughs) What? IS THERE SOMETHING ON MY FACE????

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

FTC #12: Frostly The Revenge-man by Rabid_Weasle 12-03-03

And with this magic hat, you'll come alive. Hotdiggity, I'm alive! What's the first thing you want to do, Frosty? Hmmm... I thought I might find you here... ChoadWarrior! I may be behind bars... but you'll never kill me!

FTC #12: Frostly The Pervert by Rabid_Weasle 12-03-03

And with this magic hat, you'll come alive. Hotdiggity, I'm alive! What's the first thing you want to do, Frosty? Hmmm... Since when is it illegal to show a girl a carrot?

FTC #12: Frostly The... Sex Wanting Snowman.... Guy by Rabid_Weasle 12-03-03

And with this magic hat, you'll come alive. Hotdiggity, I'm alive! What's the first thing you want to do, Frosty? Hmmm... I'll give you my scarf for a hand job. Ok... now that's the attitude that got you in here in the first place!

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Poop.

heh heh

FTC #12-Template by xxausrottenxx 12-03-03

And with this magic hat, you'll come alive. Hotdiggity, I'm alive! What's the first thing you want to do, Frosy? Hmmm... well how the hell was i supposed to know about the civil rights act, i havent been around in 40 years! dude you asked al sharpton to give you a quote "spit shine and a handjob" those kinda things just arent PC nowadays you freakin moron

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heh....

Frosty Likes It. by NGrassi22 12-04-03

And with this magic hat, you'll come alive. Hotdiggity, I'm alive! What's the first thing you want to do, Frosty? Hmmm... Atleast I ENJOYED it.

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It's not the crack, it's the 'caine.

Ice Ice Baby by Denyer 12-04-03

And with this magic hat, you'll come alive. Hotdiggity, I'm alive! What's the first thing you want to do, Frosty? Hmmm... It's just in my nature to ice everyone. You, sir, truly are cold-hearted.

When are you judging, if you can answer?

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

I know if Kaufman were still with us today, he'd be proud.

What?

He's not?

Shit. I've got some people to fire.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

FTC 12: Oral History by kaufman 12-04-03

And with this magic hat, you'll come alive. Hotdiggity, I'm alive! What's the first thing you want to do, Frosty? Hmmm... Let me get this straight: You went into a crowded Home Depot, and started doing WHAT to the snowblowers?

Flog The Cliche #12: Geicold by kaufman 12-04-03

And with this magic hat, you'll come alive. Hotdiggity, I'm alive! What's t \he first thing you want to do, Frosty? Hmmm... That jury seemed rather bloodthirsty. I hope you have some good news for me. Oh, but I do. I called up Geico, and can save 15% on my auto insurance.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

YOU MONSTER! by ObiJo 12-04-03

And with this magic hat, you'll come alive. Hotdiggity, I'm alive! What's the first thing you want to do, Frosty? Hmmm... o/` Frosty the Snowman, was a jolly happy soul, With a corncob pipe and a button nose, and two eyes made out of coal. o/` PORTER!

Frosty, Frosty, Frosty. by ObiJo 12-04-03

And with this magic hat, you'll come alive. Hotdiggity, I'm alive! What's the first thing you want to do, Frosty? Hmmm... o/` There must have been some magic in that old silk hat they found, For when they placed it on his head, he began to dance around! o/` Cole Porter's dead body! PEEING ON IT!

Frosty: 1, Porter: 0 by ObiJo 12-04-03

And with this magic hat, you'll come alive. Hotdiggity, I'm alive! What's the first thing you want to do, Frosty? Hmmm... o/` Thumpety thump thump, thumpety thump thump, look at Frosty go. o/` Yes, yes. We've all seen the video evidence.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

FTC #12 Snowman in the Mirror by thochaos 12-05-03

And with this magic hat, you'll come alive. Hotdiggity, I'm alive! What's the first thing you want to do, Frosty? Hmmm... o/` I'm bad, I'm bad, you know it! o/` Mr Jackson, I advise you to stop singing that song.

FTC #12 Doesn't make much sense... by thochaos 12-05-03

And with this magic hat, you'll come alive. Hotdiggity, I'm alive! What's the first thing you want to do, Frosty? Hmmm... ... and no matter how hard I tried to explain it, he just kept saying "What the fuck are you talking about?" Was that really reason enough to beat him to death with a rotor turbine?

FTC #12 My brain is more frozen than that snowman by thochaos 12-05-03

And with this magic hat, you'll come alive. Hotdiggity, I'm alive! What's the first thing you want to do, Frosty? Hmmm... I didn't bludgeon that girl to death! You have to get me out of here! Relax Frosty, any fool can see you're completely 'armless.

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

FTC 12: Freezing myself out of winning by jes_lawson 12-05-03

And with this magic hat, you'll come alive. Hotdiggity, I'm alive! What's the first thing you want to do, Frosty? Hmmm... I guess Hades wasn't a great place to hold the Annual Snowmen's Dinner Dance, was it? Who would have thought testing the theoretical limits of the phrase "A snowball's chance in hell" was a federal offense?

FTC 12: Whatever happened to just flying to the North Pole? by jes_lawson 12-05-03

And with this magic hat, you'll come alive. Hotdiggity, I'm alive! What's the first thing you want to do, Frosty? Hmmm... ...and that's when I said "Quick! We can hide in this chest freezer!" And you're still saying the bank raid was her idea?

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

FTC #12 Desperation Proclaimation by thochaos 12-05-03

And with this magic hat, you'll come alive. Hotdiggity, I'm alive! What's the first thing you want to do, Frosty? Hmmm... SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! Oh, you're the most sexual rule-breaker I've ever met, Frosty!

I think you all get what I'm getting at.

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

Is This What You Humans Call, Community Service? by smamurai 12-05-03

And with this magic hat, you'll come alive. Hotdiggity, I'm alive! What's the first thing you want to do, Frosty? Hmmm... After being caught in the cinema watching a Star-Trek marathon without paying, frosty winds up going to court. Look, when we go in there try to give the judge a big smile and try to look more confident. It can't hurt to make a good impression. But I've run out of carbonised crystals and my hat's at full jauntiness, she willna take no more captain.

post damn you

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

jesus eats everything! by xxausrottenxx 12-05-03

And with this magical hat, you'll come alive. Hotdiggity, I'm alive! Whats the first thing you want to do, Frosty? hmmm... come on....spit him out

silly old bear by xxausrottenxx 12-05-03

And with this magical hat, you'll come alive. Hot diggity, I'm alive! What's the first thing you want to do, Frosty? Hot diggity, I'm alive! but it was opposite day! you just dont ask those kind of questions, i mean we had the pope neutered waaaay before the lindenberg baby 'dissapeared'

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FTC #12 by boinky33 12-05-03

And with this magic hat, you'll come alive. Hotdiggity, I'm alive! What's the first thing you want to do, Frosty? Hmmm... Carrots aren't supposed to go in there, Frosty.

Frosty the Snowman was a jolly happy soul--before the DMCA by DontKnow 12-05-03

And with this magic hat, you'll come alive. Hotdiggity, I'm alive! What's the first thing you want to do, Frosty? Hmmm... Nobody warned me that I'd have to pay royalties for singing about myelf. The RIAA requires it of everybody now.

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Contrary to popular belief, UNIX is user friendly. It just happens to be selective about who it makes friends with.

A comic dedicated to Rob by laughinginyourface 12-05-03

And with this hat, you'll come alive. Hotdiggity, I'm alive! What's the first thing you want to do, Frosty? Hmmm... What? Why doesn't anyone care about what I say? Because you're a stupid n00b! Ha Ha Ha!

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

FTC #12 - Suck my Snowcone. by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 12-05-03

And with this hat, you'll come alive. Hotdiggity, I'm alive! What's the first thing you want to do, Frosty? Hmmm... Hey , i asked for Johnnie Cochrane. The race card wont help you in this one Mr Jackson.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

FTC #12-Commercial by fzh 12-07-03

And with this magic hat, you'll come alive. Hotdiggity, I'm alive! What's the first thing you want to do, Frosty? Hmmm... It's OK, I had Subway!

Frosty gets the cold shoulder by EvilZak 12-07-03

And with this magic hat, you'll come alive. Hotdiggity, I'm alive! What's the first thing you want to do, Frosty? Hmmm... I WAS FRAMED! FRAMED I TELL YOU! FRAMED! THERE'S NO JUSTICE IN THE WORLD! Tell that to the jury, you terrible terrible arsonist.