Christmastime in Hell by ObiJo 12-10-03

CROSIUS! Just what do you think you're doing?? Uh oh.

Christmastime in Hell 2 by ObiJo 12-10-03

CROSIUS! Didn't we just talk about this?? We talked about snowmen.

Christmastime in Hell 3 by ObiJo 12-10-03

What? I thought it would brighten the place up a little.

Christmastime in Hell 4 by ObiJo 12-10-03

Well say something. I can't take the silent treatment.

Christmastime in Hell 5 by ObiJo 12-10-03

Something about my decorative Jesus perhaps.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I liked it at first, but to me it dragged on just a little a too much.

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Is it wrong to laugh?

This has just become my favorite line of the year.

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

Val Kilmer plays you in this movie.

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Poop.

Originally, I was going to have Satan angrily call Crosius into his Ready Room, which would have been complete with the spaceship background. I couldn't work it in, but still like the absurdity of it.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

magbast

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Batman created by Bob Kane

"magbast" is the perfect length for a license plate here in the states. I think I'll put it on my pinto.

Ready Room by ObiJo 12-11-03

How come there's no porn in heaven? Like maybe some angel upskirts or nun fistings. ... Or some deity double penetration. That shit would get the word out about Christianity, let me tell you. "Jesus took it up the ass for your sins!" MY READY ROOM! NOW! ...and that's no way for an angel to behave! I mean, really, what's become of you? You were such a nice child... nag nag nag

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

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Val Kilmer plays you in this movie.

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"MAGBLAST" is more appropriate for a Pinto. At least the rear plate.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Me rikey!

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Dad was flammable