Boys by mega_h8 12-14-03

One Fine Day... You know that boys under a certain age can't cum? Issat so? Yeah, they just get a warm feeling and pee after enough penile stimulation Interesting I hurt children Well, I figured

Why won't you return my calls, Boinky?

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Daddy's Home...

How dare you.

I liked that comic. It was informative.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

its like some acid reflux regurgitated some trolls and threads... or its some tard playing with his old alter-egos.

Jesus fuck, again with the fucking "troll" talk. And you think MY routine is stale? Do you know how big a loser you look talking that kind of shit? Just because I have a different style of writing (or just style) doesn't make me a fucking "troll." Maybe I should start making comics w/o punchlines to appease the same socially retarded, 35yo virgins that think saying "donkey fucker" is comedic gold. Now go off and make a couple of "frags" in a RTCW deathmatch, gossip about the new Lord of the Rings movie on IRC and contemplate suicide at 3 a.m. because you're such a lonely, worthless, maladjusted failure. Hugs and kisses, Daddy.

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Daddy's Home...

Sorry, I hate kiddy fiddlers, and humor having to do with them has to be brought off with a certain nuance that I find lacking here.

"Style" is an audacious word. You're using it too lightly.

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What others say about boorite!

Mmmkay buddy, I went back to the drawing board and came up with these

Boys2 by mega_h8 12-16-03

One Fine Day... I am a pedophile You gotta be kiddin' me I wish I was only joking. Do you know how awful it feels to only be able to achieve sexual gratification from hurting an innocent child? Can't say I do...Hey, you like them Olsen twins? Yeah Me too, they're hot

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Boys3 by mega_h8 12-16-03

One Fine Day... I make cum when "inside" a child!!! I hurt them, they represent sexuality to me!!! I'm so sick, I'm such a monster!!! Oh God, talk slowerrrrrr I hurt them!!! They don't want me in them!!! They rip and scream and are emotionally damaged forever just because I want to cum!!! Nice, nice...keep going Oh Jesus, why did you make me this way?!! Oh fuck, someone please kill me!!! I can't go on like this!!! I'm cumming

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Daddy's Home...

Well, I would just like to say that not *all* socially retarded 35 year old virgins think that saying "donkey fucker" is comedic gold, thank you.

Guess I told him!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

*penis shrivles up and blows away like so much dried leaf* Check and mate...

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Daddy's Home...

I don't see a punchline anyway. I guess you're already trying to appease a nonexistent group of people already.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

*yawn* Stop being such a troll on my threads, FagonQueero

I (Heart) Saddam by mega_h8 12-16-03

When Johnny Comes Marching Home... I just got back from being stationed in Iraq for the last 6 months...I'm a hero Hero? You just got back from risking your life for 180 days to protect Jewish interests in the Middle East and that makes you a hero? But but but the US involvement in Iraq is in response to Saddam's weapons of mass destruction. Plus Saddam was a cruel dictator and needed to be punished. I mean he was a threat to freedom and liberty Saddam didn't even have those weapons for one thing and if the US is so worried about fighting tyranny, then we do we fund the slaughter of millions of innocent Arabs by the Israelis? Um, I think I'm gonna go watch American Idol now... Zionist tool

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Daddy's Home...

anti semite

Christ, you are the reason no one listens to the liberals. We have people like you on our side. I'd prefer it if you weren't.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

FUCK!

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xx( o Y o. )xx

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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America's favorite little pyromaniac.

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Sorry, I hate kiddy fiddlers, and humor having to do with them has to be brought off with a certain nuance that I find lacking here.

quote:

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Huh? What's subtlety?

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! I screwed up the quoting.

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~

Oh, NOW you show up, akira...

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Daddy's Home...

I would just like to point out that the two Google ads I see above this thread right now are Authentic Norway Trolls and Enchanted Trolls. That is all.

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"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"