freakin hilarious, just read it.

http://www.bangkokmetro.com/print.php?sid=55

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

You know, I saw a report on that sort of thing on the Daily Show... The guy who was collecting elephant sperm didn't "jack them off," he put his hand up the elephant's butt to massage its rectum and try to get the prostate worked up from in there.

Of course, this *is* the Daily Show...

I didn't know crabby lived in Singapore.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

CRABBY DOES NOT SUCK DICK!!! HE MAY PROVIDE VARIOUS MEMBERS OF THE ANIMAL KINGDOM WITH DAILY HANDJOBS BUT HE DOES NOT SUCK DICK!!!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Crabby has brought more life to this place in the last three weeks with his enthusiasm, naivete`, and engaging lack of cynicism than most of us have in a long time.

Rock on, Crabby. You're a one-er, mate.

Love,

bunner

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Can you believe I've been here for over a month now.
I was reading some of my earlier posts and they were pretty dumb now I can see why everyone gives me a hard time.
I think my posts as of late have been less annoying than my earlier posts. I occasionally get a chuckle now.

Yes, but we so enjoy abusing you that we're loath to admit it. So please take the trouble to annoy us now and then.

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What others say about boorite!

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Can you believe I've been here for over a month now.
I was reading some of my earlier posts and they were pretty dumb now I can see why everyone gives me a hard time.
I think my posts as of late have been less annoying than my earlier posts. I occasionally get a chuckle now.

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*sniffle*

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I'll still be there for you, pal.

Wirdini the Great by gabe_billings 8-06-01

Say Billings! What's the deal with the milk can? I'm helping wirthling with his Houdini act. I'm supposed to chop him out with the axe if he needs help. Wow. How long has he been in there? Oh, maybe half an hour or so. I did leave for about fifteen minutes to take a dump. I hope all that clanging I heard wasn't him. Say, you wanna go get a waffle? Sure.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Awww... Here you go, wirthling.

Never a better time for Donkey Sodomy... by Drexle 8-07-01

Hey Donky Sodomy, what's up? Oh god... not again, wirthling. I'm afraid so... It's time for Drexle to do his first obligatory Donkey Sodomy strip... I 've got the lube right here... Wirthling, you're not even anywhere close to being a big enough man to need lube. Just stick it in and let's get this over with... *sniffle*