I tell you, the site has really gone downhill since (date or year). When I first came here, there was (names of regs at that time) and they were the best and we all really got along and knew about each other. Now you've got (names of trolls) and kids like that saying things like (silly phrase) and it's just stupid. It really makes me (adjective) and I don't know if I can take it much longer. Everyone just needs to grow up and (verb). They've taken a really cool site and (adverb) on it. Please move on, (insulting name).

mmyers created a new mad lib and I want everyone to fill it out and post it.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Shut up, you're new.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I tell you, the site has really gone downhill since 190 bc. When I first came here, there was names of good writers and they were the best and we all really got along and knew about each other. Now you've got Tinky Stinky and kids like that saying things like "i eat garbage for breakfast, and it's just stupid. It really makes me elderly and I don't know if I can take it much longer. Everyone just needs to grow up and bark. They've taken a really cool site and partied on it. Please move on, unremovable stain.

is this wat u meant???

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Laugh With The World and The World Laughs With You. Cry At The World And The World Laughs Louder.

this is kinda strange.......

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Laugh With The World and The World Laughs With You. Cry At The World And The World Laughs Louder.

No, it should be funny, yours kinda was.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I tell you, North Farmington High School has really gone downhill since 1987. When I first went there, there was Todd, Craig, Howard, Janet, Sue, Debbie, and Sanjay and they were the best and we all really got along and knew about each other. Now you've got teenagers I don't even know and kids like that saying things like "what college are you applying to" and it's just stupid. It really makes me nostalgic and I don't know if I can take it much longer. Everyone just needs to grow up and graduate. They've taken a really cool high school and attended it. Please move on, adolescents.

I tell you, the site has really gone downhill since 5 months ago. When I first came here, there was kon and Schlong and that one robo guy and they were the best and we all really got along and knew about each other. Now you've got Water_Cooler_Robot and areallystupidguy and kids like that saying things like "Will you please stop tearing my limbs off?" and it's just stupid. It really makes me bored and I don't know if I can take it much longer. Everyone just needs to grow up and take a chill pill, girlfriend. They've taken a really cool site and slept with it. Please move on, Bruce Vilanch.

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It's grime time.

I tell you, the site has really gone downhill since 1776. When I first came here, there was George Washington, Ben Franklin, and the Fonz and they were the best and we all really got along and knew about each other. Now you've got George W. Bush, Hillary Clinton, Carrot Top and kids like that saying things like "NO NEW TAXES" and it's just stupid. It really makes me horny and I don't know if I can take it much longer. Everyone just needs to grow up and drink heavily. They've taken a really cool site and humped like bunnies on it. Please move on, politician.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I tell you, the site has really gone downhill since yesterday. When I first came here, there was Boinky, Oinky, Doinky, and Sproinky, and they were the best and we all really got along and knew about each other. Now you've got the one under the bridge, the three from the Hobbit, Shrek, and kids like that saying things like 'I'm Boinky33, please let me give you a Dirty Sanchez" and it's just stupid. It really makes me diaper-like and I don't know if I can take it much longer. Everyone just needs to grow up and fuck. They've taken a really cool site and made a boo-boo on it. Please move on, Brad.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.