Please read this series of comics I have created called, "Life in a Trash Can". Thanks, you're the best.

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=jakewasgiaco

There's something special about simplicity.

Hmmm...you've got potential, I'll give you that. You need to work on a real punchline, though.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Your direction is north. =D

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.