They Stay That Way, Folks by DragonXero 12-23-03

Oh thank Allah! I have reached heaven through my holy war! Are you one of my virgins? Yes I am. I am here just for you. Very well! Let's get it on! Not until we're married! W-wait, you're not supposed to say that. You don't think I'm still a virgin because I sleep with every man who dies in a holy war, do you??

Ooooh, it's 200202. Kinda cool.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

:O

I wasn't sure if you'd posted yours anywhere, so I just put it in a new thread.

I just wanted to continue the joke. :D

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

It's funny.

Now That's Hell by choadwarrior 5-25-03

I was told if I martyred myself, I would get 72 virgins. Yes, they're all yours and they can't wait to see you... Oh, praise Allah! ...that is your punishment. Punishment? Yeah, don't be surprised if they still won't put out.

This one was a "day one" strip for me:

Tough Love by choadwarrior 5-01-03

How many virgins are you getting for this? Look, it's really not important. You can tell me. Listen, my heretical friend, there is more to martyrdom than the promise of deflowering ethereal virgins. So how many virgins are you getting? Just me.

Thanks. Yours was too.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Thanks. Yours was too.

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Will you marry me?

Sure. *pulls out a pre-nup*
Sign.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

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No sign, no marry.

Or Pippen.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

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