Never a dull moment when you're in IT.

Oh wait, dear God there are plenty...

The I.T. Job 1 by Beaz 12-29-03

[Defend the Bunker][Intruder Alert] -NoLimitL337-: Aiiieeee-yaaaa! Beaz: Incoming. Need backup! [NoLimitL337 was eviscerated by Beaz][Enemy bunker... How are those reports coming? Beaz: What the...shit...Alt-Tab... Back to reality ... slow Monday. What was that? How are the performance reports coming? Oh just fine... just tweaking some of the fields on this Excel sheet, should have it ready in an hour...

Let me know what you think. Should I start basing a strip off of my day-by-day grind?

The I.T. Job 2 by Beaz 12-29-03

Monday - 4:58pm - Ducking out a little early. God, finally this day is over... Dave! Just who I was looking for! Damn it. Heya... Mike... what can I do for you? Well, before you go I need you to take a look at the printer/scanner/fax machine. It\'s making strange noises and the copies come out horrible... Son. Of. A. Bitch. I\'m the network administrator. I don\'t know anything about laser printer hardware... Well. If you could just look at it before you go, that\'d be great. Thanks a lot, sport.

The I.T. Job 3 by Beaz 12-30-03

Tuesday - 10:44am - Running a couple errands Oh Dave! I was looking for you! Hum dee dum...huh? Remember, there are no stupid questions. I started my computer up, and XP just says "Loading your settings." It's been there for like, 15 minutes. What did you do to my computer? What do you mean, "What did I do to your computer..." Just stupid people. Well yesterday you changed my wallpaper, so I know you must have done something else. It WAS working until you changed the wallpaper...why did you... Just die please...

The I.T. Job (Behind the Scenes Special) by Beaz 12-30-03

Tuesday - 11:00am - Almost lunchtime *knock knock* Excuse me ...sir? Yeah, come on in. Yes. Hello, sir. I merely noticed that you don't seem to use me in the new strips... ...I was in most of them before... I'm curious as to whatever happened...? Understood! I saw a T-Rex with coffee. I thought "Funny." But... it isn't. So if I keep seeing T-Rex, he'll see TOBOR.

Any comments would be appreciated. This is a cool community I'd like to become a part of.

I like them. They all have the sad-but-true shade of funny to them. "Son. Of. A. Bitch." was my favorite line.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.