Should old acquaintance be forgot? by Spankling 12-31-03

Dear god help me. 2004! The last year of the Bush regime if there is a god! Bless my labial folds, he's distracted by politics! Maybe I can slip... Hello ewe sweet thing. What was your favorite part of 2003? Uh... contracting mad cow, gonorrhea and AIDs. Yeah... and rabies. Then you're... experienced...

Happy Leap Year! by Spankling 12-31-03

I hear you got cornered by Spankling last night. Are you all right? Sure. No problem. He never touched me. Really? How did you manage that? I told him if he wanted some of me he would have to contribute to the re-elect Dick and Bush fund. And that did it? Yep. He just licked my back hoof for a while, cried and crawled away.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

You scare me.

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Poop.

I felt inspired

Paranoia - part 1 by lukket 1-01-04

How can you fail to seduce him with a sheep? Mr. President, the sheep betrayed us by stating the truth! The what?? Nevermind. I'll think of something... How can I know you haven't been sent out by the US government? Do you want to meet the world's greatest asshole or not?

Paranoia - part 2 by lukket 1-01-04

Where are we going? We're going to the land of goatse.cx ... cx is an actual country??? It's the Christmas Islands, if you need to know. I don't know, but I begin to think Santa to be a very dirty old man The habit with having children on his lap or going through the chimney to put candy into their stockings didn't give him away earlier on???

Paranoia - part 3 by lukket 1-01-04

But, wait a minute. Is it Santa Claus on goatse.cx then??? No. It's much worse. How can it be much worse??? You'll see. We're approacing rapidly. I'll have to put a cloak over your head! What can be much worse than Santa Claus opening up his ... Quiet you! Don't you think it's bad enough that some people may actually have visited the page after seeing the address in this cartoon!

Paranoia - part 4 by lukket 1-01-04

So... you will be leading me to the mysterious goatse.cx man? Sure, Spankling. I have called his orifice and arranged a meeting. You surely mean his office!? Why would I call his office?? Are you mad? But how would they know that he expects us?? It's not a problem. We'll take the back entrance...

Paranoia - part 5 by lukket 1-01-04

Are we there yet? You are standing in his office now. I'll leave and let you two talk. I guess you have a lot to talk about! You!!? Are you the goatse.cx man?? I can prove it. Look. It's painful, but look what I have done to get your attention. Will you vote for me now!? No... but.... Oh my! That's even better!

But then again. I believe I've seen too much Hentai lately...

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Sure Spankling is scary, but when the revolution comes, you'll want Spankling behind you...well, not neccesarily 'behind' you, per se', but you'll want him on your side.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Sure Spankling is scary, but when the revolution comes, you'll want Spankling behind you...well, not neccesarily 'behind' you, per se', but you'll want him on your side.

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

Sure Spankling is scary, but when the revolution comes, you'll want Spankling behind you...well, not neccesarily 'behind' you, per se', but you'll want him on your side.

Sure Spankling is scary, but when the revolution comes, you'll want Spankling behind you...well, not neccesarily 'behind' you, per se', but you'll want him on your side.

Right, now that I've knocked any ridiculous indentation posts on the bell-end...

It's always worth waiting for Spankling's output, and I mean that in a totally non-sexual context.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Sure Spankling is scary, but when the revolution comes, you'll want Spankling behind you...well, not neccesarily 'behind' you, per se', but you'll want him on your side.

LEWL

Why do people quote posts then put nothing after the quote??

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Sure Spankling is scary, but when the revolution comes, you'll want Spankling behind you...well, not neccesarily 'behind' you, per se', but you'll want him on your side.

LEWL

Why do people quote posts then put nothing after the quote??

I just thought it was because I was profound and everyone wished they had said it.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.