It's the End of the World as We Know It by akirajim 1-01-04

Suck a cripple's dick for charity today, fine sir. Hey, it's Akirajim! What have you been up to? Licking alien ass, smiling wily through a beard of prosthetic arms covering me up to my hanging garden of two balls trapped in a brown sack. Oh, Holy Jesus Almighty! Shit me a piece of George Hamilton's pubic beard and I won't tell anyone about our secret gay rendevous plural. He's ascended into Literary Heaven!

Epilogue to the End by akirajim 1-01-04

And then God gave me a blow job. And it was the best blow job I ever got.

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~