Please, feel free to continue this horrifically derivative one-note character in this thread until we drive him into the ground.

No , Really , i do know someone who does this. by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 1-03-04

Yo Dude. Im thinking about heading down to Pablo's for a beer. Wanna join me. No way man. Pablo's is a GAY BAR, GAY BAR , GAY BAR. That was funny, right? Only if funny means making someone want to rip our your tonsils.

This character really needs a name. by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 1-03-04

So anyway, i gotta go get some stuff from the store. Ill see you out front in 10 minutes , k? Cool. Ill be waiting outside the FRONT DOOR , FRONT DOOR , FRONT DOOR. Get Ready. Here comes the pain.

Can we call him "Tag Line Boy" ? by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 1-03-04

'sup dude Hey man. What are you playing. F-19 Stealth Fighter. Watch this, i can hit this guy with a missile even though hes 9,000 ft away. Is that because youre using your RA-DAR , RA-DAR , RA-DAR! Dude , is there a problem here? No.

Danger : High Donuts by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 1-03-04

Hey Officer, whats up? Hey kid. We just arrested some guy for drunk driving. Hes sitting over there in his Honda? A Honda? You mean hes sitting in a GAY CAR, GAY CAR , GAY CAR! You liked that one, didnt you. Marv , call the wagon. We got another pickup.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Hes reaching into my psyche now. by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 1-03-04

Hey man. What brings you here. Wanna go hang out? Nah man. Im here to invite you to my works party. The alcohol is all paid for, we can get hammered for nothing. You mean theres a FREE BAR, FREE BAR, FREE BAR.

PS : I genuinely know someone who thinks its still funny to shout "Gay Bar" repeatedly about 6 months after it stopped being funny. I welcome responses from people who have ideas on how to stop this twat.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

I can't help shut that guy up but I can offer two more new immensely indispensable one-note characters:

The Lack of Creativity Comic by wirthling 12-18-03

I can't believe you suggested that retarded babies should be used as crash test dummies! I didn't! All I said was, "hi!" What's your problem?! Oh, I'm a new one-note character named Ms. Construe. Ms. Construe?! Wow, that's a lame one-note character concept! Who's responsible for that? That would be me, the Lack-of-Creativity Pencil.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Have you thought about taking him to a gay bar? It could be that he's just waiting for someone to say, "Okay, let's go."

Is the repeating Gaybar three times thing from something else? Because I'm thinking that this guy may have turrets. It's a cry for help.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Turrets or Tourette's? Not that both aren't worthy of help.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Yarr, did someone say turrets? Shit-ass timber shivers face fucker.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Electric Six - Gay Bar

This answer was given solely on the proviso you werent being facetious. If you were, may you die horribly and spend enternity in hell being raped by a demon with a cock covered in shards of broken glass.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

That's the kind of language that could start a war. A nuclear war.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

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That's the kind of language that could start a war. A nuclear war.

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Electric Six - Gay Bar

This answer was given solely on the proviso you werent being facetious. If you were, may you die horribly and spend enternity in hell being raped by a demon with a cock covered in shards of broken glass.

No, sadly I am that far out of the loop. I've never heard it before. Now I'll probably have to listen to it, get it stuck in my head, then annoy others with it.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Ditto.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I'm so cowboytwoed, I have no idea what that statement signifies.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

When I finished downloading it, I realized I had heard it before over here.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

this is off topic, but this is my favourite song from rathergood.com
http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/

Kinda reminds me of UCSF.

It's more than a comic, it's a movement.

It's in my head, man, it's in my head (1) by mmyers 1-06-04

Hey, what'cha doin'? I'm downloading this song that the people on Stripcreator are talking about. Cool. You wanna run up to Sears with me? We can buy you some new socks. Babe, you know that I only buy my socks at K-MART, K-MART, K-MART! What? Oh man, what have I done???

It's in my head, man, it's in my head (2) by mmyers 1-06-04

Kevin Keegan's Perm told me to listen to this song, now it's stuck in my head. Who's Kevin Keegan and why does he have a perm still? It's 2004 for goodness sake. Elsewhere... Kelly, Kelly, listen, listen...would you like to come with me to the 'day spa'? Why, David, you didn't say 'day spa' three times in a row in the voice of that annoying song! You're cured! Let's get married! Meanwhile... Kevin Keegan's perm? I don't know him personally but I know he's not a PORN STAR, PORN STAR, PORN STAR! I can't stop! Damn you! I think I'll be sleeping at my mom's tonight.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

The Cure for David (You named him DAVID? ... christ, you belong in a Gay Bar for a name like that) is a curse for MMyers. Will anyone else fall foul of the curse of the GAY BAR GAY BAR GAY BAR.
Will it spread throughout Stripcreator like SARS in comic form?

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Hey, Girls. Do you have any money? I'm going to spend all your money.

At the etc...etc...

I've got a bootleg of that tune somewheres, which is way better than the original. I'll see if I can get it on-line.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

My contribution...

Failing the "Bar" Exam by Xuanwu 1-06-04

I found a place down the street! Let us go explore its goodness! What sort of place is it? It's a RAB YAG, RAB YAG, RAB YAG! GAH! No! What? What's wrong with what I said? It was FU-BAR, FU-BAR, FU-BAR!

It was jizz turrets.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Ha! I was waiting for that =)

But now that I've posted here prepare for this thread to die =(

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

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I've got a bootleg of that tune somewheres, which is way better than the original. I'll see if I can get it on-line.

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That is a lot BETTER, BETTER, BETTER.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Homophonic Spree by choadwarrior 2-15-04

I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR! GAY BAR! GAY BAR! You must really like that song by Electric Six. You obviously have no GAYDAR! GAYDAR! GAYDAR!