Could someone who's been around long enough tell me the tale of Bongo? Make sure to include why he's gone and such. Bonus points for referencing that blue-on-blue background and explaining its fate as well.

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"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"

these links may help.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

This is a commedic version of what happened to bongo

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Ahhh, no it's not, but this is.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Thanks, Chicka, love the comics, and not just because you're hot.

I'm sure it's been suggested before, but is there any way we could bring him back?

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"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"

I don't really think so, that's something you'd have to ask brad about.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Please. Come on, sure you are. Why do women have such low self-esteem, and why would I have to ask Brad just to find out?

...oh.

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"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"

Chicka = TEH HOT.

And Bongo isn't coming back. Brad is finally getting a little money from the site, attracting a lot of attention, and bordering on legality as it is. Using a Matt Groening character would be a baaaad idea. We will all miss that little one-eared freak, but he will not be coming back, as far as I know.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Ah, the harsh truths of life. It's too bad we can't have Bongo back too. [/already-said bad joke]

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"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"

I really think we should add that Dongo character, or some other "slightly altered" version of Bongo. Just to piss them off.

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Poop.

Just make sure it's pale green. That would kick ass.

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"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"