Hello! Thanks, the entries were really good. Everything was above average so picking was pretty hard.

The booby prize goes to boinky33's "This Contest Blows":

Good job boinky...Very...very disgusting..
Also, do his LEGS have pockets? Where are his hands going into?

Third place, niteowl's "He is a white woman":

I think you pretty simply added to the last panel in a way that was an effective punchline.

Second place, EvilZak's "Joke Stealing":

I just like it!

And first place is Spankling's "Hold the Pickle":

It didn't win for boobies, it looked like he made the most effort to make the last panel look like an SC comic panel, so that's what I used as the differentiating factor.

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YES! I won twice! That means I get to run two contests!

No? Well... I'll come up with one after a bit - maybe not tonight.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I knew that bastard was going to win.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Not only does he get to fondle Chicka, he wins. Bastard gets all the luck.

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Poop.

Jesus, why didn't anyone TELL me the image didn't work? I only found out today that my hosting company disappeared, taking everyone's money with it.

I'm gonna post it now for the hell of it.

We told you in our own little way. :D

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

It worked for me.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.