I wanted to make a big series, but instead I'm making several small series. Here's the first one.

What ever happened to Retard Jones? by boinky33 1-26-04

Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Yes. Well, then you better count all your chickens before they hatch! HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR  :O

What ever happened to Retard Jones? 2 by boinky33 1-26-04

(dialing) Hello? Hey, look over there! What? HA HA HA! own3d!  :O

What ever happened to Retard Jones? 3 by boinky33 1-26-04

Yes? Sir, we have been getting complaints from several thousand people saying that they are recieving very mean prank calls from this number. Guess what! What? CHICKEN BUTT! HAR HAR!  :O

What ever happened to Retard Jones? 4 by boinky33 1-26-04

Hey, Donald Trump! Yes? You stink! hee hee hee!  :O

What ever happened to Retard Jones? 5 by boinky33 1-26-04

Hello, 911? Help me! My mother is dying! Nice try. We know it is you. Get a life! Sorry, mom. I tried my best. I'm going to a bar.

Well thats 30 seconds of my life ill never get back.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

You would have just wasted them watching scat porn anyway.

(Also, not boinky's best, but still pretty funny)

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Poop.

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You would have just wasted them watching scat porn anyway.

(Also, not boinky's best, but still pretty funny)

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Lo Perm!

You have pie?

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Poop.

What were you going to use it for anyway? To wallow in your own self pity?

Since I once wasted 30 minutes of my life watching the festering turd-burger that is Whatever Happened to Robot Jones?, I'll give anything that takes the piss out of it 2 thumbs up.

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I has a flavor!

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Lo Perm!

You have pie?

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What ever happened to Robot Jones has to be the single most time-wasting, non-productive, unsatisfying shit I've ever taken.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.