Candidates for the Appalachian Space Initiative undergo years of training.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Now that the long hunt was finally over, the 5th dentist was proudly mounted at Crest headquarters.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

"You want I should lean on them, Boss? I've been practicing."

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

When the box arrived, stuffed to the brim with coathangers, glue and nails, Brother Ishmael couldn't wait to try out his new Amish Photoshop.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

"Dammit, he's still crooked. There
s no room for him in that corenr; we should just hang him over the mantle."

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

... earning Denmark the Silver Medal in the Olympic Wedgie Competition.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Inspired by the Led Zeppelin classic "Stairway to Heaven", Grandpa Bill spent the next several days building a slat ladder to the ceiling. Here he celebrates his accomplishment by hiking his slacks up to his nipples and plunging to his death.

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Love is like oxygen. You can take it up the ass, but it's way better in your mouth.

Hey mom hey mom look what I can do look what I can do hey mom hey mom...

"George is building himself a bunk bed on which he sleeps each night. In thirty-seven years, he's gotten the ladder done. George is a pothead."

"In his old age, George has to find creative ways to get stiff."

"You should see how Martha sleeps there with him."

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i want to piss on you

"Damnit! The house still aint level!"

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Ed was born on the side of a hill, and could seem to adjust to life in the flatlands.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Could never seem to adjust to life in the flatlands. Puh-dum-pum, TSSSHHH.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Have you had your V8 today?

ah well .. the youngsters might not GET that one.

bleh.

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VAE VICTUS ! http://www.stripcreator.com/~Freako

Weirdest cover of a gospel album ever...

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I has a flavor!

Clem ran out of lumber, so he nailed Grampa up as a temporary brace.

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