Squishy by DragonXero 1-29-04

My eyes are squishy! Well, that's the most original pickup li- MY EYES ARE SQUISHY! Um, are you okay?! GOOD LORD, MY EYES ARE SQUISHY!! Okay... walking away now...

No clue what strange, malformed area of my mind this came from.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Squishy 2 by DragonXero 1-29-04

My eyes are squishy! YAY!! My EYES are SQUISHY! YAAAY!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, MY EYES ARE SQUISHY! YAAAAAAAY!

Apologies to Rejected.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Squishy Physics by DragonXero 1-29-04

My eyes are squishy! Ha ha! You're fucking weird.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Probably the occipital lobe.

Squishy (Ode to DragonXero) by obijo 1-29-04

My eyes are squishy. Oh? My Eyes Are Squishy!! Well I'm sure it's noth... MY EYES ARE SQUISHY!!!!!! Dear Lord, Ed!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Squishy is as Squishy Does by kaufman 1-29-04

My eye is squishy. You think that's bad? Both of my eyes are. My eyes are squishy. Ha, two-eyes, look at me! Squishy times nine! My eyes are ... Don't even say it.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I was hoping to create a monster. Instead, I believe I have created a puppy.

YAY PUPPIES!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.