Cindy and Mindy: Hookers 4eva Part One by nicejohnson 2-02-04

Yo what up? My name is Cindy. Word. They call me Mindy. And we're both... HOeS! HOeS! Yeah, we take it to the streets. PSH, HELL YEAH! SAY MY NAME BITCH!

Cindy and Mindy Part 2: Cindy's Beginnings by nicejohnson 2-02-04

Ok, I wasn't always a ho. I used to be a good kid. A little strange, but i was a good kid. Then one day we took the career aptitude tests back in school...I didn't realize you couldn't cheat... Flashback Are you Cindy Johnson? Um yeahhhh...Why? He took me away...Said something about making a deal with the school and keeping an eye out for potential hookers. But here I am, doing- Bitch, you're making your rounds in ten minutes, you hear? I want you to wear the school girl outfit tonight, or i'm shuttin yo slutty ass down!

[center]Please read, respond to, and rate my comics. I would really appreciate it. Tell me what I can do to improve, etc. Thanks!

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You know you totally missed me!

You could be funny.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

i think i want to see you naked more than dragonxero wants to see teh anarchist naked

you are the rock at making comics!

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xx( o Y o. )xx

Getting better I would say... =D

nicejohnson=female?

Where are all the hot funny chicks who like to make comics? Dammit!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Hey get over it...I mean, I was gonna say what happened to all the funny cute guys with dicks but I thought that would be a low blow.... OOPS

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You know you totally missed me!

im a funny dorky guy with a dick. 2 out of 3 is okay, right?

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It's grime time.

I'm still here.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Maybe i should start a club...you know, one for nice guys who are actually guys....First members indicted....xxausrottenxx, dcomposed, and areallystupidguy. Anyone who wants to join has to ask me first, though. After all, I did form this snobby, upercrust club.

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You know you totally missed me!

killer!

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xx( o Y o. )xx

Oh yeah, I'm cool.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

youd figure a club with dcom would have "crust" in the name

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xx( o Y o. )xx

Hey, I don't know what you look like. I was hoping you'd be all 'I'm hot!', and I'd be all, 'Prove it, liar!', and you'd be all, 'I'm over 18 and you can come to my house!', and I'd be all, 'Okay! Make sure you're naked so I know it's you!', and you'd be all, 'Okay! I totally AM hot, you bastard, just wait and see!', and stuff.

yeah.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

We've got enough girls like that already.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Prove it, liar!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Ummmmmm....That's not a very good pick up line. And although I have heard that I am attractive from others...OH SCREW MODESTY! Yeah, ok i'm fairly good looking, in my opinion. Some might say i look like shit and others will say that I'm the hottest girl they've been with, it's all a matter of opinion. unfortunately, I'm not a slut :(
And I'm NOT over 18.

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You know you totally missed me!

Mikey will like you even more, then.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

This explains a lot.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

What the crap is that supposed to mean?are you saying that i'm immature?

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You know you totally missed me!

No, you just have a propensity towards quoting Strong Bad.

Dcomposed, I have to date someone with my maturity level. Maybe I should cruise the kindergartens.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

When have I quoted Strong Bad?
I got to homestarrunner but i mean when have i...AHHH

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You know you totally missed me!