Okay, this is wrong on so many levels, but deserving of a caption.

more of these are here Check out the polar bear named "Ice Pube"....

I need a drink now. My brain is melting.

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

They need a Tobor doll.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

what would the poem for that one be like?

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

I'M TOBOR THE ROBOT
I CORNHOLE YOU A LOT
AS YOUR BUTT SPLITS APART
YOU HEAR ME YELL RARRRRR!

No. Someone else try.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

MY NAME IS TOBOR,
THE RED MAN OF METAL.
I'LL DEFLOWER YOUR BUMHOLE
AND STOMP ON THE PETALS.

Hmmm... maybe not...

MY NAME IS TOBOR.
I'M SO PERVERSE,
LIKE A POWERFUL LAXATIVE,
BUT IN REVERSE.

Better...

MY NAME IS TOBOR,
MY LOVING CAN KILL.
I WILL NOT BE TENDER,
BUT YOUR RECTUM SURE WILL.

Doctor Pedantic will surely put the dodgy syntax in the previous down to artistic licence...

TOBOR WON'T CARE
IF YOU'RE WOMAN OR MAN.
YOU JUST NEED A BUMHOLE,
AND HE WON'T GIVE A DAMN.

Four poems about Tobor... enough for me.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

--I got your My Little Pony right here.

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What others say about boorite!

Please, we're trying to sell to the valuable F5-8 demographic!

MY NAME IS TOBY
I'M SOFT, RED AND FLUFFY
YOUR STOOL IS TOO LOOSE
I'LL GIVE IT GOOD STUFFY

MY NAME IS TOBOR
WITH YOU I'LL HAVE FUN
I'LL PUT MY BIG CORN DOG
BETWEEN YOUR TWO BUNS

MY NAME IS TOBOR
FRIEND OF MR. RECTUM
GOT HEMMORHOID PROBLEMS?
MY TOOL WILL INSPECT 'EM
BURMA SHAVE

Well, maybe not the last one.

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I'M TOBOR THE ROBOT
I LOVE A GOOD FROLIC
RAAAR, I'LL CORNHOLE YA
MY SCHLONG IS HYDRAULIC

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What others say about boorite!

quote:

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I'M TOBOR THE ROBOT
I LOVE A GOOD FROLIC
RAAAR, I'LL CORNHOLE YA
MY SCHLONG IS HYDRAULIC

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