So, I just joined the Zing series love train, and found more inspiration than I could have hoped for. What I wound up doing was making a new comic from each of the five original lines from my entry. Here are the results:
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| We've been playing Socom II for twelve straight hours. | |
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| Yeah, we should probably think of something else to do. | |
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| I'm sick of always thinking of things. You decide for once. | |
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| Umm... I was thinking tetherball. | |
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| Looks like the results are in! | |
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| What results would those be? | |
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| The world's worst occupations. | |
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| I'll bite. What's the worlds worst occupation? | |
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| Flatus odor judge. Wait a minute--isn't that what you do? | |
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| I wish I didn't smell people's orifices for a living, but what are you gonna do? | |
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| I've completed my research on that big mysterious body in the sky. | |
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| You can call it that if you like. I hadn't devised a name for it yet. | |
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| What have you discovered from this body? | |
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| It really fucking hurts my eyes. | |
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| Wow! The sucky-sucky business has been a lot better since we started double-teaming! | |
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| I'll say! The customers seem to be a lot happier! | |
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| Do you suppose we should start charging extra? | |
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| Yup. Let's move on to the next one. | |
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| Say, Frosty! I thought you had become a prostitute! | |
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| I have, and things are going really well. | |
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| Really? I always figured that would be a pretty tough way to make a living. | |
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| It was, until I stumbled upon a village of gingerbread men. | |
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| Really? Why do gingerbread men make such great customers? | |
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| There's an almond smell coming from every orifice. | |
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This thread, then, is either for Zing series participants who want to riff on their own stuff (or who have multiple ideas for the comics in that thread), or for anyone who would like to take their own comics and create new comics from that dialogue. Or, you can ignore my self-important ramblings altogether.
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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars
