Ah aint cum yet!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

The invisible man receives oral pleasure.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Veronica tried her hardest to crack the nut between her breasts.

JUSTIN!!!!!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

omg they itch!

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i want to piss on you

"AAUUGGHH!! I'm turning into a woman!"

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Ow! My boob!

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Poop.

Come on back here 'n gimme mah nipples, y'all theivin' nipple snatcher!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Phoebe from Friends was stripped of her top on the final day of filming.

For whatever reason, the male lead had some performance issues during the shooting of the first Tourette's porno.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Is that as big as it gets!!!

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i want to piss on you

"Oh my GOD, where did THESE come from?"

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Cindy performs her interpretation of the Dean concession speech.

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What others say about boorite!

Barely able to contain the alien life form ripping through her cleavage, young Vivian frantically screamed for someone -- anyone -- to use her pigtails as a makeshift tourniquet and dial 911.

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Love is like oxygen. You can take it up the ass, but it's way better in your mouth.

Can't top that one.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

"SPANKLING!!!"