I was playing my domain-name game tonight, which consists of plugging in various names.com, just to see what comes up. I hit gold on my first try when I visited nork.com.

At first I was just browsing through some mundane pictures, until I noticed one of the topic headings labeled Grandma's Passing. I wondered if that could be what I assumed it was so I took a look.

Sure enough, it was. Which prompted some questions, due to the fact that I've never been to a funeral.

1) Is it normal for people to be so happy? There's a hell of a lot more smiling going on than I would have imagined.

2) Is it normal for a person to take this many pictures at a funeral?

3) Is it normal to take a photo of your dead grandmother and then post it on your website?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

This belongs in the "I am a Colossal Geek" thread.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

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Which prompted some questions, due to the fact that I've never been to a funeral.

1) Is it normal for people to be so happy? There's a hell of a lot more smiling going on than I would have imagined.

2) Is it normal for a person to take this many pictures at a funeral?

3) Is it normal to take a photo of your dead grandmother and then post it on your website?

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[Click to view comic: 'Wake']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I used to say I wanted to have a tap run through me forehead and have my chest cavity hollowed out to hold lunchmeat. Having my groin removed to make room for caviar was optional depending on cost.

Now I think I would rather be taken to a mountaintop, chopped to bits with machetes and left for vultures.

My father was fairly boring. We burned him - no one got to watch. Then we stood around the pot he was in and drank a bit and ate a lot telling stories about his life. That works too.

No pictures. Lots of smiles. You should pick someone, wait for them to die, and go sometime.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Just playing with the new toys.
[Click to view comic: 'Gabe finally comes']

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Forget Gma! Check out LadyJ's new ride pictured at the same site!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

[Click to view comic: 'Night of the Living Head']

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Obi-wirth.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Believe it or not, I can't stand beer.

This may sound like betraying my heritage, but it's not. You see, it's wine I like. Beer is one of those aquired taste things, and like most aquired tastes, I have no idea why anyone would want to aquire it.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

I remember parties at my house when I was a nipper in short pants. I would convince my weaving father to let me have a taste of his beer. His friends saw him give me some so they felt open to let me have some of theirs. With 20 people at a party I was looped before things really got started - which was probably his plan in the first place.

I don't remember ever not liking beer.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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1) Is it normal for people to be so happy? There's a hell of a lot more smiling going on than I would have imagined.

2) Is it normal for a person to take this many pictures at a funeral?

3) Is it normal to take a photo of your dead grandmother and then post it on your website?

a): Depends. Maybe grandma was a 24 karat cunt.

b): No.

c): Hell no.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

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Believe it or not, I can't stand beer.
This may sound like betraying my heritage, but it's not. You see, it's wine I like. Beer is one of those aquired taste things, and like most aquired tastes, I have no idea why anyone would want to aquire it.

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Damn. We should all help DexX out if he doesn't have enough cash to get shitfaced. I'm gonna send him a big box of goat turds right now.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

And to spice up his nightlife I'll pitch in a pair of used sheep-boots.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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My number one hard drink these days is the good old bourbon-and-cola, with an expensive twist. Two New-Years' ago my housemate and I went halves in a bottle of Jim Beam Black Label. I came to discover that this is, indeed, God's bourbon, and now my palette has been soured to anything less.

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My number one hard drink these days is the good old bourbon-and-cola, with an expensive twist.

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A friend of mine has a drink he calls "Jack in glass". It's Jack Daniels, in a glass.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

So that's how you order it! I've been asking for it neat or straight for 20 freakin' years and I get everything but.

You da man.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.