Just print this up, cut it out, fold it into a cube, ask your yes-no question, and then roll!

Magic 6-Ball by kaufman 8-17-01

It is certain. My sources say no. Yes- definitely. Reply hazy, ask again. Ask again later. Outlook not so good.

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I.e., roll 1w6.

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Tickle Me Wirthling by boorite 8-17-01

I got you a little present, dear. It's in your room. Cool! WHAT? You've gotta be shitting me! Button up, Junior. C'mere and lemme tell your fortune. Mom, what's pederast, and why would I do it to my cereal?

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Movie in 3 panels: Big by boorite 8-17-01

MAKE A WISH I wish I was BIG! HOW BIG? Real, REAL big! IT IS DONE Uh... you didn't call "no take-backs," did you?

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My Apologies Jael by Spankling 8-17-01

You know, Jael, one quick snap and I'll have that hand of yours turned around like it should be. You know, Gabe, you move that hand any closer and I'll break your neck with one quick snap. You aint been slapped 'till you been hit with two left hooks in rapid fire, big boy! he he he... I'll duck and run before she knows who it was. What the keck was that for?!? Did you have to hit so hard?!?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Chatting Around the Stones by Spankling 8-17-01

So, what are you in for? Got my head slapped off by a mad woman... DUCK! That was close. Yep. No telling what that guy would do if he saw a couple of dead floating heads with their mouths wide open. So... what happened to you?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

How come no one's done this yet?

Ladies and Gentlemen: The Talking Heads! by kaufman 8-17-01

And you may ask yourself Where is that large automobile? And you may tell yourself This is not my beautiful house! And you may tell yourself This is not my beautiful wife!

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And I can't hear that song - even in my head from seeing those words - without seeing David Byrne chopping down his arm with one hand (from the video), which kind of reminds me of the pose Gabe has.

Maybe the Smoking Manholes should go through a Tom Tom Club faze.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

with apologies to max cannon by ladyjdotnet 8-17-01

Is he still there?

If someone else already did this joke and I absorbed it and thought it was my own idea, I apologize.

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No, I did the other one.

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Ahh, I had a feeling I wasn't the first.

Damn.

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Life's a Beach by gabe_billings 8-20-01

Bradley, my man. This day at the beach was a sweet idea. Yeah it was. Say, you know where wirthling is? I haven't seen him since lunch. Yeah, I was helping him work on his tan. His face was a little pale. That was nice of you. Get me out of this fucking hole, you cockmonkey! The ants are getting closer!

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