After eating some magic donuts...or snorting magic catnip...or just eating a greasy late-night snack...whatever, you have a bizarre dream. REALLY bizarre dream. So bizarre that you commission a painter to depict it.

Okay, so what you need to do is, per entry, pick a painting from one of the painters/illustrators below and then use one thing from each category to construct your picture.

Painters - H.R. Giger, H. Bosch, M.C. Escher, Salvador Dali, Edward Gorey, Alex Ross, James Gurney, Vermeer, Rembrant

[u]Categories[/u]:
SC Characters
Movies
Animals
Condiments
Greek Gods
Songs

In my experience, dreams are made up of those components. Though instead of SC Characters, I usually have various fictional and non-fictional characters instead. Yay.

Anyway, I'll judge next Saturday evening (the 28th) to give people plenty of time to figure out what to do.

ivy

p.s. Sucking up to the judge is always allowed

Oh joy!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Where do I line up for optional judge sucking?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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Okay, so what you need to do is, per entry, pick a painting from one of the painters/illustrators below and then use one thing from each category to construct your picture.

[u]Categories[/u]:
SC Characters
Movies
Animals
Condiments
Greek Gods
Songs

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It's too bad my dream from last night isn't suitable, despite being very photoshoppable. I dreamt that that redneck laughing guy who has been captioned here was a friend of mine and he had some sort of problem he needed help with. DragonXero, with long hair from days of yore but also only standing about 4' tall for some reason, was hanging out, too, and said something smart-assed to redneck guy, who didn't appreciate it, giving DX a couple of punches to the shoulder. A couple of lines of forgotten dialogue later, DX and the redneck are in a fight, only it isn't much of a fight because DX is jumping, flipping, and kicking like he's Yoda and Neo rolled into one. Then I woke up.

Oh, sure, like you all don't have that dream every night...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

At least yours didn't make you want to tear your eyes out afterwards. My Dream From Hell had me up for a week straight.

Hooray for animated gifs.

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Poop.

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Hooray for animated gifs.

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Okay, so what you need to do is, per entry, pick a painting from one of the painters/illustrators below and then use one thing from each category to construct your picture.

[u]Categories[/u]:
SC Characters
Movies
Animals
Condiments
Greek Gods
Songs

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I probably should have clarified just in case. I mean take one item of your choice in each category. Like a Geiger painting and then add the Brad character, Jurassic Park, a cow, honey mustard sauce, Dionysus, and "Blue Monday."

And interpret the stuff anyway you want. Dionysus could be represented by a giant penis or wine glass.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

How the hell do we represent a song into a photo?

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Poop.

Smamurai managed with Kip Adotta's "Wet Dream."

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SC Characters - Abetor
Movies - Eraserhead
Animals - Badger
Condiments - Marmite
Greek Gods - Zeus
Songs - Crime of the Century by Supertramp

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Poop.

painting - rembrandt : san giorgio maggiore soleil
SC Character - asiangirl
Movie - Full Metal Jacket
Animal - Animal (Mother) from above :D
Condiment - Ketchup
Greek God - Hades (from Disney's Hercules)
Song - Jefferson Airplane : White Rabbit

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

For mine -

SC Characters - blue fish, red fish, brad.

Movies - Howard the Duck?

Animals - fishes, birds, 1/2 man 1/2 bird type creatures.

Condiments - That fish shaped Kikkoman thing which contains, I think either soy sauce or wasabi.

Greek Gods - If a glass of wine works with Dionyses then I am sure a swan will tie-in in with one of the other Gods somehow.

Songs - MAD/\/ESS, 'Wings of a Dove'.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

SC Characters - Bongo
Movies - The Wall
Animals - No hands (cat)
Condiments - Grey Poupon
Greek Gods - Appolo (as represented by a muffin)
Songs - I dunno... something from The Wall, lets say... Comfortably Numb

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Poop.

Uhhh... when is Ivy going to judge this?

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Poop.

I think she's busy looking for Jimmy Hoffa

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

Sorry. Fell asleep on the couch and kinda forgot.

Smamurai is the winner.

*goes back to sleep*

No shit? Hey that's pretty cool. Thanks everyone. Expect a new cometition either later today or tomorrow.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.