Reserved for people who like to sing the song 'diarrhea'.

When you're walking up a ladder
and you feel something splatter...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I had a poo club once. The bacon made me sick.

(ba-dum-baaaaa)

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I has a flavor!

I thought it was "sliding into first and ya' feel something burst..."

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

When you're crossing the road and your pants explode...

When you're climbing up a mountain and it's coming like a fountain...

When you're in the shop and your trousers pop...

When you're in the loft and you feel something soft...

When you're in the street and there's shit all round your feet...

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

When you're sittin' in a Chevy and you feel somethin' heavy...

When you're hanging with your daughter and you feel that poo-poo water...

When you're runnin' from police and you slip on anal grease...

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I has a flavor!

When you're sittin' in the grass and somethin's shootin' out your ass...

When you're walking down the hall and something splatters on the wall...

When you're hangin' witht he jocks and brown stuff's soakin' up your socks...

When you're at the formal dance and it's runnin' down your pants...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

When your sitting with you man you legs suddenly become tan....

When you think you blatter's gonna splatter but thats not what's the matter..

When you sitting in the chair and you feel hot air.....

All Totally Origanal Cause I'm So Cool

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"Before you judge me take a look at you, cant you find something better to do"

Ah, poo. I hate this thread.

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

"Don't blame me."