btw, the yellow is really water damage to the original print, but that doesn't mean it can't be made fun of...

Director Tim Burton was reportedly infuriated when veteran actor Michael Keaton showed up on the set of 1992's "Batman Returns" dressed as Jack Frost. "I was up late reading both scripts, woke up late and was in a hurry getting dressed", explained Keaton. "It was an honest mistake." When asked if the faux pas would have any bearing on Keaton being offered the role of the Caped Crusader in future sequels, Burton replied, "Not at all. Mike apologized and I'm over it." Burton then excused himself, joining longtime friend Val Kilmer for lunch.

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Love is like oxygen. You can take it up the ass, but it's way better in your mouth.

Looks like the evil Mr. Freeze will be able to finish his weather control device without any further interference.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Get Christopher Reeve a flamethrower and we can settle the Batman vs. Superman debate once and for all.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Even while trapped helplessly in Mr. Freeze's dastardly ice prison, Batman continued to be protected by his Bat Dog-Whizz Force-Field.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Unfortunately , the other Klan members were not as dumb as he had suspected . And thats when Batman wet himself.

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VAE VICTUS ! http://www.stripcreator.com/~Freako

Batman finally could no longer hide his dandruff problem.

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)