This is a series, or just kind of a random collaboration, that boinky and I agreed to do together, adding to it whenever we feel like, and doing whatever the hell we want with it. All I did so far was make some characters, but I'm sure we'll have some strips eventually.

Mikey33 by MikeyG 2-26-04

My name's Bloigan. I'm gay and I have Tourette's. I'm Snizz. I'm terminally lazy, but I work for the government. I'm the Dim Reaper. I'm Death, but I'm dumb and not real good at it. Aaar. I talk like a pirate. Plus, I fuck chickens. So if there ever be a joke where a chicken need a good fuckin', I'll be there. Aaaaarrr. I'm Titties McGee. I gained a small measure of local fame when I appeared in a series of Discount Furniture commercials. Hi. I'm Steve McQueen. You may remember me from such films as Bullitt, the Towering Inferno, and the original Getaway.

Mikey33 by MikeyG 2-27-04

I will be playing the part of MikeyG. I will be his avatar if it is necessary for him to appear in any comic. Plus, we both smell about the same. I'm Bitchnuts. I'm an ornery sumbitch, crankier than a room full of Rosie O'Donnells. If anyone needs to say something totally fucked up, it will be me. Or boinky. I'm a baby. I poop and barf, cuz that's what babies do. If ya cain't hang wit dat, y'all can suck up on deez nuts. I'm Chrissy the Tree! I will NEVER be used in a strip again! I'm Bacon O'Donutz. I'm the law 'round these parts, and nothing gets me hotter'n babies with foul mouths. I'm Glandalf. I was almost a powerful wizard, but then I developed hyperthyroidism. Now I collect toenail clippings in my beard.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

in a weird sort of way, he does look like steve mcqueen. God bless you for discovering that.

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i want to piss on you

Mikey33 - Johnny Bonkers by MikeyG 3-01-04

Hey, man, you know how to get to Jupiter, man? Oh, ha ha. Like, Jupiter, Florida? Funny. No, man, I've got a noodle sandstorm fiberglass monkey in the nearest popsicle, brother. Know what I mean? Sure. Cool, man, cuz I thought I was gonna have to tickle your nugget gland with my lamppost turtle wax, Aunt Jemima-style. You really did mean the planet, didn't you.

Mikey33 - Johnny Bonkers 2 by MikeyG 3-01-04

I'm one hungry narwhal with a flip-flop full of mystical pussywillow bunkbeds. thaddwuz byooteeful. Snizzap that cootie shot, and break an aardvark down for his jellybeans, jack. yoodawk my lang-gwidge, man. Aryoo n'angel? Hey, shit-for-brains, I'm fuckin' hungry! *snort* Nowyer jesnot makin' sense.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Mikey33 - Johnny Bonkers 3 by MikeyG 3-01-04

Papa-san! Come on into Platypus town, where we masticate the marshmallowy goodness of God's Green Penis. Son, you sound like you're hopped up on goofballs. Only the whim of necrophilia can keep the sausage-like blister of Babylon from usurping my righteous lummox, beyotch! All right, you whackjob, I'm taking you in. Don't try anything funny. Satisfaction, you mandible! I've got three mountains of ennui and an off-shore bacon shaving kit! I hope you stay this incoherent after I've assraped you in the back of my cruiser.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

You should have done "BoinkyG" instead.

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

I wanted to, but boinky liked Mikey33 better.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Mikey33 - Crazy Bitch Convention by MikeyG 3-25-04

Titties McGee on a nature hike Ooooh! My head is so woozy from that hangover! I'm God! Like, I am SOOOO God! SHE BEATS ME! Who am I? Oh, man, I have no idea where I am! Who the fuck are YOU? It just won't work! I've dated men, I swear! I'M GOD, Medammit! Hello? Holy shit. You're Anne Heche, aren't you? I hope my agent knows I'm bringing everyone back to Heaven with me.

Mikey33 - Crazy Bitch Convention 2 by MikeyG 3-25-04

Man, I'm so glad I got away from that crazy actress... Please...my name is Elizabeth...I don't think anyone knows where I am... Uh... I think my ex-husband hired someone to kill me...I'm lost! Where am I? Let me guess. Margot Kidder, right? Who is he, really? He kissed me and I forgot!

Mikey33 - Crazy Bitch Convention 3: Conclusion by MikeyG 3-25-04

Welcome, motherfuckers, to the Eighth Annual Crazy Bitch Convention! I'm your host, you fucking assholes, Shannon Fucking Doherty! Introduce yourselves and fuck off! Ah'm Whitney Houston. Bobby! Git yo' ass ovah here wit' dat weed! Oh, uh...I ain't got no weed. I'm Courtney Love. Totally. You like my new cheekbones? My new lips? My new earlobe implants? Like, I'm totally responsible and stuff. I'm Rosie O'Donnell. Besides eating Cambodian children, I shop at K-Mart. But I don't buy their guns, because them and anyone who sells them are evil. Is all this really happening or am I just going crazy and hallucinating it all? Well, if it's the latter, I've come to the right place! Hi! I'm Lara Flynn Boyle! Does anyone have any food I can avoid?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Mikey33 - Maury Povbitch by MikeyG 3-31-04

I'm Maury Povich. I'd like to make an announcement. I will be changing the format of my show, reforming it to better standards. That's right. I will no longer be offering exploitative, sensational material to represent my show. Next, on Maury Povich, Schizophrenic Samurai Thalidomide Soccer Moms! Yes, instead I will be offering sensational, exploitative material. Excuse me, I'm on.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.