Aaron and Ted 1 by habnem 3-10-04

Hi everyone! I'm Aaron, and this is my hometown, Los Lunas, NM! This is Ted, the other kid who lives in Los Lunas, NM! Hi Aaron! Wanna go throw sand at coyotes? As you can see, we're gonna have all kinds of crazy adventures! I'll bet you can't wait to see what's next! Here's a hint... they're building a Wal-Mart.

Aaron and Ted 2 by habnem 3-10-04

Hey Ted! Let's go to Carlsbad Caverns! You know what? I've lived in New Mexico my whole life and never gone. I'll get my bike. 300 miles later... This is lame. You said it. Let's go outside and see if we can get something to eat. I'm so hungry, and there's not even a taco stand. What a shitty national park. Wait a sec. Let's see if we can eat these little cactuses.

Aaron and Ted 3 by habnem 3-10-04

Dude! That was the best idea you ever had! Yeah! Why didn't I ever try eating the little cactuses before? Everything is all radical! I think the dunes are laughing at me! The air's all heavy though. This is starting to get creepy. Whoa! Maybe it wasn't such a good idea after all. Just let it flow, man. It'll all be okay... I think...

Aaron and Ted 4 by habnem 3-10-04

Here they are, ma'am. They've been out here for three days. It's amazing they're still alive. Oh, thank goodness. Aaron, Ted, let's go home, sweeties. Ugh. I can't feel the left side of my body. I think my eyeballs took off for Chihuahua. *sigh* Boys. *sigh* Boys.

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Aaron and Ted 5 by habnem 3-10-04

The boys visit Alamogordo. This is pretty weak. Why do field trips have to be so lame? I know! Let's play nuclear pioneers! Sweet! I'll be Albert Einstein! I'll be Harry Truman! Oy, what a terrible thing I have done to humanity. Not me! Die, Jap infidels!

Aaron and Ted 6 by habnem 3-10-04

Elsewhere in Alamogordo... Hey! Isn't this where they buried all those "ET" cartridges? Yeah, I think it is! Let's go over there. They go over there. Sweet! Do you have a shovel? No. Why? Do you wanna take some or something? Hell no. I wanna piss on 'em. Vive le Nintendo! Aren't we a little young to be old school?

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...much smarter than Bill & Ted...

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