"Just when you thought muppet porn couldn't get any worse ...."

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

"By the power vested in me, you are baptised into the church of the lactating orangutan!"

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

"Is this weird for you? Just tell us if this starts to feel weird for you."

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Unable to come up with any new ideas for a Planet of the Apes sequel, Tim Burton and Marky Mark take a quick timeout for milk and cookies.

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Love is like oxygen. You can take it up the ass, but it's way better in your mouth.

Fortunately, Gollum porn never really caught on.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

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Ok seriously... what the hell is the deal with this one?

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Poop.

The cult of the Lactating Moon was finally dispersed and its ringleaders arrested for their ceremonies of ritualized rape and puppet sex.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I don't know what my firewall/zone alarm is blocking, but I don't even see the red x for this thing.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Tongue tied and twisted like an earthbound misfit, Mokey soon realizes she is no longer in Fraggle Rock.

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Love is like oxygen. You can take it up the ass, but it's way better in your mouth.

Not surprisingly, they all will be playing football for Colorado next year.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

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Ok seriously... what the hell is the deal with this one?

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"I know its weird, but its good for your skin. Look at what it did to my little friend!"

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.