[Click to view comic: 'I love proving instructors wrong']

eh. made me smile with the satire.

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

Dagmar, if I was teaching that class I'd go home and make a voodoo doll of you and light the fucking thing on fire.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Well, Mikey, if you were, I wouldn't object, because I wouldn't have to sit in your class anymore. :P :)

One teacher I had when I went to High School for ELP was this opinionated little freak. He said the stupidest things I had ever heard.

"Children of dropouts become dropouts."

I was gonna rub his crap in his face after I graduated, but he was sick on the night of graduation.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

That's because you graduated. ;P

I know who she's talking about, and let me tell you, this guy's voice scares the crap outta me. I think it got stuck when it was changing during his teenage years. No exaggeration (back me up on this Noonie), he goes from alto to bass and back at least twice in a spoken paragraph.

No doubt from the invasive surgery inflicted on him the night before to secure a suitable amount of his faeces for the next nights face rubbing.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

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That's because you graduated. ;P

I know who she's talking about, and let me tell you, this guy's voice scares the crap outta me. I think it got stuck when it was changing during his teenage years. No exaggeration (back me up on this Noonie), he goes from alto to bass and back at least twice in a spoken paragraph.

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Well at my school, there's a few teachers who taught one of my other teachers. And two teachers at my school are brothers. How sad is that, teaching at the same school as your brother?

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Tout le monde est merde!!!