I don't feel like going back and reading all the old posts, (though I have a feeling that if they were all gathered, compressed, and run through an algorithm, their overall thrust would be the word Shnarf) so if someone already posted this for caption fun, my GREAT apologies, since there goes your other pupil.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

--Skippy's latest ad campaign appearantly involves making you vomit... so you'll have more room to eat more Skippy peanut butter!

--I thought you said she would look *better* after that case of beer.

--Powdered twinkies on aisle nine...

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I don't feel like going back and reading all the old posts, (though I have a feeling that if they were all gathered, compressed, and run through an algorithm, their overall thrust would be the word Shnarf) so if someone already posted this for caption fun, my GREAT apologies, since there goes your other pupil.

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"And first runner up in the fat, saggy, old, bald queen review...."

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Behold the evil Dr. Wirthling's most fiendish invention... The polar bear-Elton John love child.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Hollywood News - Cinema archivists have found a reel of footage cut from the 1960 film adaptation of H. G. Wells' The Time Machine, featuring a torrid sex scene between the film's hero and a female Morlock...

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Demand for his TV work having waned in recent years, a middle-aged Timmy Mallet is reduced to appearing in peanut butter porn flicks.

He actually has no genitals - the pixellisation is there to preserve our sanity.

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