Please tell me what you think. I would really appreciate some feedback. Thank you.

Day 577 by smokingmonkey 3-28-04

In the morning... About the e-mail you got. Because of a string of sick calls, we've decided to punish the people who worked hard and actually decided to show up by implementing involuntary overtime. Later that day... Oh, and thanks for the concerned response about the Labor Department’s proposed changes to overtime laws. I'll forward it to HR, and we'll get back to you with an answer ASAP. 3 weeks later and still no answer... !!@$&%*# customers! They can kiss my @ss! Hey, what are you bringing for food day tomorrow? Oh, how I long for the day I pay off my credit-card debt!

Day 672 by smokingmonkey 3-30-04

Oh man, what am I going to do? I've already used my assigned lunch and break time! But if I wait, I'll regret it for the rest of the day! I must wait! If I act now, it will mess up my service levels and reflect negatively on my monthly report! Then my record will be tainted! Day 673 I brought you in here to talk about your reports. I'm really concerned about your service levels. It seems that yesterday you took an unscheduled break. What do you have to say for yourself? Everybody poops?

Day 730 by smokingmonkey 3-28-04

Day 730 Good morning, this is Commercial Bank. How may I help you? Good morning, this is Commercial Bank. How may I help you? Good afternoon, this is Commercial Bank. How may I help you? Good afternoon, this is Commercial Bank. How may I help you? Great job today you! Tomorrow, let's all work a little harder to meet our 99.999% service levels. I'll bring the candy! Ooohhh boy, oh boy! Candy! Thank you sir! And as a token of my gratitude, please take some more of my soul.

I can identify with these comics. I worked in a department store for eight years, and I was that disembodied, floating head.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.