Computer dating by boorite 4-05-04

I like to waterski! LOL! Do you like to waterski into dock pilings with your face? I love long walks on the beach! Ever find a corpse washed up on shore, all covered with crabs? LOL You're very annoying. Will you have sex with me?

Internet girlfriend by boorite 4-05-04

So this is your idea of a party, eh? Glad you could make it. where's your date? Over there by the power receptacle. I'll go say hello. I love long walks on the beach! LOL

What a coincidence! I, too, enjoy walking on the beach by boorite 4-05-04

When you said you were bringing your "computer date," I had no idea... I know. An actual computer. Lame, eh? She's leaving with me. You bastard.

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Hey, these are funny.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.