I know what you're thinking, but the scratches down your back would take weeks to heal.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

"Do I have something stuck in my teeth?"

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

"I'll take 2 of those delcious looking mice please and a super size dead milk"

You were supposed to wear pasties, not Post-Its.

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What others say about boorite!

So that's who left the dead mouse next to my bed!

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I has a flavor!

"She watches you sleep, brings you presents, and has sex with you."

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I don't mind the mice in the bed, or the odd postit note fetish. But I'm gonna need a skin graft on my back.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

If you tit-fuck her right tit, it's necrophilia.

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AFROMANS MOVE

"It's not that I don't find you sexy, it's just, well... about your breath..."

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

"Myaa?"

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

"Dead, alive...dead, alive...can't decide...boing-boing-bwoing..."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

The things ya have to put up with when ya want a lil' pussy.

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)