DORKY AND DICKEY -- part I by biped 4-25-04

Here, we are allowed to witness the creative process...and the birth of a new Stripcreator character. Hmm...I think I'll create a new character based on...on... Porky Pig. Only I'll call him...DORKY Pig! Ha-ha! And instead of a pig, I'll make him a dog. That'll be more original.

DORKY AND DICKEY -- part II by biped 4-25-04

Now I'll choose a dog from the available dog characters, and he'll be Dorky Pig. How about this dog?...Or perhaps this one? I'm not a dog, I'm a coyote, numb-nuts. Hmm...this coyote could be Dorky Pig's sidekick. I'll call him "Dickey Mouse." Ha-ha!

DORKY AND DICKEY -- part III by biped 4-25-04

And now that my characters are established, I can begin their comic misadventures. "INTRODUCING...THE MISADVENTURES OF DORKY PIG AND DICKEY MOUSE" by Dustin. "Dorky Pig" -- and I'm a dog. What's that about? "Dickey Mouse"? What the fuck, over? Wha -- oh, great. I guess he expects us to go in there. Fuck that! I'm staying out here!

DORKY AND DICKEY -- part IV by biped 4-25-04

Well, surprise -- here we are inside the haunted house. If anything jumps out at us, I'm swear I'm just gonna shit! Oh, it's only a comic strip. Let's see what Dickweed comes up with next. What if he can't think of anything? What'll we do then? Beats me -- I have absolutely no idea what this "Dorky Pig" character's motivations are. I think "Dickey Mouse" is just supposed to be scared shitless all the time!

DORKY AND DICKEY -- part V by biped 4-25-04

Heck -- I can't think of anything for them to do inside that haunted house. Ah, screw it -- I'll just put them in the "happy place", and make them both flaming homos. "I love you madly, Dickey-sweets... let's have hot, sweaty anal sex right now." -- Oh for fuck's sake, now what's this? "I yearn to passionately fellate your weiner, Dorky-poo." -- OH MY GOD! Somebody kill me! PLEASE, just fucking KILL ME!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.